Joe Rogan Experience #2413 - Theo Von

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.<br>>> The Joe Rogan Experience.<br>>> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY<br>NIGHT. All day.<br>>> Who? Me?<br>[laughter]<br>>> Sorry. I didn't know you were talking<br>talking to one of<br>>> There's only three of us in here. Yeah.<br>Are there [laughter]<br>>> I don't know, dude.<br>>> The glasses, man. What's the new<br>sophisticated look?<br>>> Yeah, I got them.<br>>> What's going on? I I I see I see you got<br>them. Yeah, they're great, man. My buddy<br>Joseph gave it gave them to me. I got<br>them from him.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Yeah. And they're popping. And they<br>help, too.<br>>> Yeah. Are you losing your vision?<br>>> I don't think so. But I think these just<br>make it even better.<br>>> Okay. Let me see. Let me try them. See<br>how bad your eyes are.<br>>> Try them on, big dog.<br>>> Oh, barely.<br>>> I could get them weighted, too, so you<br>could do a neck workout when you have<br>them on.<br>>> Why would you do that? This is uh God, I<br>can't I can't tell the difference.<br>Are you sure these are real?<br>>> I think they are.<br>>> I don't think these are real glasses,<br>dog.<br>>> Let me see. Try. Can<br>>> I don't think they Jamie, put these on.<br>I don't. First of all, they're smeared<br>as [ __ ]<br>>> Yeah. Somehow they keep getting grease<br>on them, dude. All I've done<br>>> You got greasy [ __ ] fingers and you<br>keep touching them. You're not supposed<br>to. Look at you. You're rubbing your<br>head. You're rubbing your greasy face.<br>>> I don't even go in the kitchen.<br>>> You don't need grease. You don't need to<br>go in the kitchen for grease. Barely<br>tell the difference. Right.<br>>> It's doing something, but<br>>> barely. Barely. This is psychological.<br>>> It's like it's if it's if you're 20 if<br>you're not 2020, you're 2025.<br>>> These are these are psychological, dog.<br>>> You really You don't think they're good?<br>>> No. No. I'm No. What I'm saying? I mean,<br>they're fine, but they're psych,<br>right? Like I've been reading too much.<br>>> Um they're uh I think it's a<br>psychological thing.<br>>> Yeah, it could be.<br>>> You got to believe that they make you<br>see better.<br>>> My vision's okay. It's not as good as it<br>was when I was young.<br>>> I got to read the packaging again. But<br>it's a lot better than it used to be. I<br>started using red light, a red light<br>bed. Makes a giant difference, man. Huge<br>difference. Yeah. I don't need reading<br>glasses anymore. I needed reading<br>glasses for a while. Like look at my<br>phone. Like it was fine text. I don't<br>read it. I don't need it at all anymore.<br>>> And that's because of the red light.<br>>> Oh yeah. 100%.<br>>> Yeah. Red light therapy and certain<br>vitamins like luteine. There's a few<br>different There's a company called Pure<br>Encapsulations.<br>They make a formulation called macular<br>support and I I take that stuff. But<br>those two things for sure have had a a<br>big impact. I think it's the red light<br>though more than anything. That was the<br>big that's the big factor.<br>>> I've been doing sauna and I've been<br>getting in there.<br>>> It feels good. I feel like a little<br>dumpling when I get out of there.<br>>> Yeah, it's good. Yeah.<br>>> Right.<br>>> Yeah, it feels good. Yeah.<br>>> Get that body all heated up and<br>everything just kind of flows out of<br>you. I saw a protocol of what you're<br>supposed to do before you get in there<br>and I've never done any of these things,<br>but it's like how much water you're<br>supposed to drink before you go in.<br>[snorts]<br>>> [ __ ] all that. 45 minutes you're<br>supposed to go you're supposed to drink<br>uh like a liter of water with<br>electrolytes and some magnesium.<br>>> I don't know. Some guy made this. That's<br>the problem. Like everybody's an online<br>guru.<br>>> Yeah. Well, everybody everything they<br>watch it's like they think you're trying<br>to get in the Olympics. It's like [ __ ]<br>I'm just trying to [ __ ] get to work.<br>[laughter] You know what I'm saying?<br>[ __ ] I'm just trying to [ __ ]<br>>> I just want to feel a little bit better.<br>>> Yeah. I'm just trying make it out of my<br>garage.<br>>> Give me an edge. giving an edge on this<br>cold, hard world.<br>>> Yeah, that's the only thing, man.<br>>> That's all I'm looking for.<br>>> But good to see you, dude.<br>>> Good to see you always, my friend.<br>>> I'm glad you're still alive.<br>>> You, too. I'm glad you're still alive,<br>too.<br>>> Amen.<br>>> We've both been interviewing dangerous<br>people.<br>>> Have we, you think?<br>>> Uh, yeah. Yeah, definitely.<br>>> You really have. [laughter]<br>>> Who have I interviewed that you have it?<br>It's more dangerous.<br>>> Oh, I don't That's a good question.<br>I mean, I did I don't Yeah. I don't<br>think I have people that's that<br>dangerous. Maybe Thomas Massie.<br>>> Oh, do you have him on?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Yeah. They all hate him right now. It's<br>uh this is a sad thing about both<br>political parties, not just the the<br>right, but the left, too, is they decide<br>that they're going to gang up on someone<br>for not towing the line.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> You know, like whatever happened to<br>having different opinions? whatever<br>happened to having different<br>perspectives and being able to argue<br>your perspective.<br>>> But then they have these goofy ass<br>bills, which by the way, they just<br>[ __ ] they slipped something into this<br>last bill that uh Mitch McConnell guy<br>did, I believe. Check make sure that he<br>did it. The hemp thing.<br>They slipped this thing in where you can<br>no longer buy CBD with like it has to be<br>like the lowest trace amount of THC in<br>it<br>>> which is for a like like my wife's mom<br>you know she's an older lady and she<br>takes CBD for pain for joints and stuff<br>like that.<br>>> Does she smoke it or she does the<br>ointment?<br>>> No, she takes like uh oil like CBD oil.<br>>> Yeah. He snuck in [ __ ] dead turtle.<br>He's a leaning proponent of closing a<br>2018 Farm Bill loophole allowing<br>intoxicating THC to be sold in low<br>doses. See, but he's got a couple of<br>[ __ ] milligrams in his neck. Look at<br>that [ __ ]<br>>> He's got something going on. They<br>definitely got him medicated. There<br>ain't no way that guy's sleeping without<br>help. Everybody hates him.<br>>> It looks like he hit a joint. It won't<br>leave him alone.<br>>> Go back up [laughter] and show him.<br>>> Like took an edible. He like Joey Diaz<br>dosed him.<br>>> He looks like he's on the church. He's<br>on the church of what's happening now.<br>And Joey Diaz sucker<br>>> Joey Diaz and Lee are just staring at<br>him. H Yeah. Um they gotta change that.<br>That's uh really bad.<br>>> Why is it bad? Because of what they<br>>> Because for people that are getting<br>benefits from CBD, the the THC along<br>with the CBD. And by the way, we're<br>talking super super low amounts. But<br>there's something about how CBD and THC<br>work in a synergistic way for people<br>that are in a lot of pain. Um, I know a<br>lot of people, like I said, my wife's<br>mom, she says the stuff with the THC in<br>it works better and it's not getting her<br>high. Like, this is the<br>misunderstanding. This stuff's not going<br>to get you high, but it what it will do<br>is it helps with anxiety for a lot of<br>people. It definitely reduces<br>inflammation and uh for people that have<br>like joint pain like my friend Dave<br>Foley,<br>>> Dave Foley from News Radio, kids in the<br>hall, Dave Foley, awesome guy. Uh Dave<br>had like pretty severe arthritis in his<br>hands like where, you know, he was<br>really having a hard time opening his<br>hands. Started taking CBD oil.<br>>> Did he open a jar or anything like that?<br>You think? Was it hard?<br>>> He was in pain, man. It was it was bad.<br>Um but now it's gone and it's gone<br>because of CBD. It's really effective,<br>man. It's really effective. And so what<br>they're saying that they don't want you<br>to Why Why are they doing that? Cuz they<br>want to control it.<br>>> It's the alcohol lobby. It's the same<br>people that are trying to keep um<br>marijuana illegal in Texas. It's the<br>alcohol lobby. This is the fact. The<br>fact is when people start smoking weed,<br>they they drink less.<br>>> And you know, I mean, it could be<br>because they just decided to get high<br>and not get drunk, or it could be that<br>they smoke pot and they get a little<br>paranoid and they go, "Oh my god, why am<br>I poisoning myself 5 days a week?" Well,<br>a lot of people now I feel like are just<br>doing like cocaine and saunas. It seems<br>like<br>>> I don't think they're doing those<br>together. Maybe in your neighborhood.<br>[laughter]<br>>> Not in our area.<br>>> Maybe it's your town.<br>>> I want my neighbors to know that.<br>>> Maybe your neighbors are coming over<br>their underwear with a [ __ ] baggie.<br>[laughter]<br>Let's go, Theo. Let's go. Let's get get<br>that [ __ ] up to 185. Let's [laughter]<br>go. There's a place up ahead.<br>>> Throw that water on them rocks. I'm<br>ready. I want my [snorts] nasal cavity<br>to be opened wide.<br>Get that lucalyptus in the air,<br>[laughter]<br>bro. Dude, the best is Yeah. If you have<br>if you have a good brother or somebody,<br>they say eucalyptus, bro.<br>>> Eucalyptus. Get the eucalyptus in the<br>air.<br>>> But yeah, I don't know if a lot of<br>people are even drinking that much<br>anymore. Do you think<br>>> lot less people are drinking, including<br>me. But I did have a drink the other<br>night before I went on stage and I felt<br>great. Woo! I haven't done that in a<br>while. I had a little whiskey before I<br>went on stage. But I gave up on drinking<br>entirely for many months. I forget how<br>many months, but it was quite a while<br>where I didn't have a sip of alcohol and<br>I felt way better. You did?<br>>> Yeah. But I don't think there's anything<br>wrong with moderation. You know, like uh<br>when I was in uh New York, I went to<br>this place, Teresi. Oh my god.<br>>> For MSG, you mean for for the pipes just<br>now?<br>>> Oh my god. There's this Italian<br>restaurant in New York City called<br>Teresi.<br>It's so good.<br>>> Well, remember that place you took me<br>to?<br>>> Oh, yeah. Ganos in Vegas. Oh, so good.<br>>> Thank god the the little<br>>> Oh, bro. All handmade pasta at Gaitanos,<br>man.<br>>> What was that little thing? It's like a<br>little square. Looks like<br>>> raviolis. Oh my god. Right.<br>>> Like a shingle fell off the roof of<br>heaven and landed in.<br>>> Yeah. With that sauce just perfect soft.<br>>> And Gaitanos is uh like a lot of it.<br>It's It's like the best ones get their<br>flour from Italy cuz it doesn't [ __ ]<br>with your stomach. Our flour is all<br>messed up, man. Our wheat's messed up.<br>>> Oh yeah. A lot of our wheat's from<br>Memphis, dude. A lot of our wheat has<br>like Yeah.<br>>> All kinds of pesticides on it.<br>A lot of it has.<br>>> Yeah. A lot of it has guns. It is like<br>[ __ ] bullet holes in our wheat.<br>>> You could test positive for coke just<br>from that. Just from eating wheat, just<br>from having bread.<br>>> Do you know how many dollar bills test<br>positive for coke? It's some crazy<br>number.<br>>> Yeah. I could imagine that that's<br>probably true. This guy tests positive.<br>Huh?<br>>> Is that your stepdad?<br>>> No, that's Art Bell.<br>>> You don't know who Art Bell is? Coast to<br>Coast with Art Bell from the Kingdom of<br>Nigh.<br>>> Yeah. Perup Nevada. That's him.<br>>> Yeah, that's Art. He's the godfather of<br>fun conspiracies.<br>>> Yes. He's like UFOs,<br>>> the radio station, you could listen at<br>night,<br>>> dude. He was my nighttime jam coming<br>home from the comedy store.<br>>> I could see that<br>>> always cuz you're coming home from the<br>comedy store, it's like, you know, 1:00<br>in the morning and the art coast to<br>coast with Art Bell is on. The guy calls<br>up, "At I'm a time traveler." [laughter]<br>>> HE HAD A TIME traveler hotline.<br>>> Yes, he did.<br>>> He was you. He was you, you freak. How<br>many time travelers you've had in here?<br>Probably a couple.<br>>> Oh, yeah. At least one. A couple that<br>probably can't find their way home to<br>>> at least one. I've had at least one<br>time.<br>>> No, dude. That's you. I could totally<br>picture it now. You like you get a car<br>with some speakers in it and you're the<br>only one driving around listening to Art<br>>> Bell. Oh, there's a lot of people<br>listening. He was really popular.<br>>> Oh, no. I know how popular he was. But I<br>mean, at a level where you would bump it<br>with bass like you loved it,<br>>> right, right? Yeah. I loved it. I loved<br>it. You know, it's like the perfect<br>stuff to occupy your mind coming home<br>from the comedy store because<br>occasionally it was like real [ __ ] Like<br>occasionally he'd have some people<br>talking about some really fascinating<br>things, you know, like asteroid impacts<br>and and he had Terrence McKenna on a few<br>times. He had a lot of interesting<br>people. But then every now and then he<br>would mix it up with a dude who says<br>he's a werewolf. [laughter]<br>>> And Art would never go, "Man, you ain't<br>a werewolf." He would go, "Interesting.<br>Tell me more." [laughter]<br>He let dudes talk.<br>>> He let dudes say the most ridiculous<br>[ __ ] It was [ __ ] great.<br>>> I got to do his show once. I got it. I<br>did it. Yeah, I did it when<br>>> I did it when it was on the radio or on<br>the internet rather. He wasn't on the<br>radio anymore. He had an internet uh<br>radio show for a while.<br>>> Did he know who you were at that point<br>or No.<br>>> Yeah. Yeah. Luckily, but uh to me it was<br>like [ __ ] yeah. It's like a few things<br>in my life where when I did them I was<br>like yes, you know, that was a big one.<br>I hung up the phone. I had a giant<br>[ __ ] smile on my face.<br>>> I just did the Art Bell show, son.<br>>> Dude, that's so cool that that's him. I<br>can't tell if I can see him better with<br>or without these on.<br>>> I think it's psychological. I'm telling<br>you, those glasses don't do a damn<br>thing. They don't even change the shape<br>of your face. You know how sometimes<br>people put them on and I always go, "How<br>blind is this motherfucker?" And I'll<br>look to the side and I can see like<br>their face cakes in like [laughter] like<br>a half a foot because they got giant<br>magnifying glasses over their eyeballs.<br>But with you, it looks exactly the same.<br>The line of your face doesn't change at<br>all when you turn side to side. I think<br>they're [ __ ] with you. I think they<br>think you're crazy and they're like,<br>"His eyes are perfect. Just give him<br>some clear lenses." You're like, "Yeah,<br>I think I think this works. I think I<br>see better than these."<br>>> I think Y'all got a vape pen? [laughter]<br>>> Yeah.<br>Let me hit that vape, homie. There is<br>something about when uh people wear<br>them, they look smarter.<br>>> Oh, for sure, dude. My friend was<br>wearing them the other day. This girl,<br>and I was like, "Dang, this girl is<br>>> she must be a genius."<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Hot secretary or hot professor. Hot lady<br>professor.<br>>> Let me do some homework up in them<br>undies. That's what I was thinking.<br>>> [laughter]<br>>> Yeah,<br>let me get up in that study hall, baby<br>girl.<br>>> Let me get extra credit points. Let's<br>go.<br>>> Yeah, dude.<br>>> But if you're a dumb dude with glasses,<br>that's a bad look.<br>>> Cuz not only are you blind, but you're<br>[ __ ] stupid, too.<br>>> It was like Stephen Avery's cousin, that<br>little fellow that stood by the like was<br>grilling hot dogs on that burn barrel in<br>the uh remember when they when they<br>>> Who's Stephen Avery?<br>>> The um<br>>> Who's Stephen Avery?<br>>> Describe him. the murders from the the<br>like Netflix thing from the I think it<br>was a pandemic, wasn't it?<br>>> Making a murder. Was that him?<br>>> Yeah,<br>>> I can't remember.<br>>> What was his case?<br>>> He was a murderer. Well, they said he<br>was. Was he the Yes, he was a murderer.<br>>> He's in jail for it.<br>>> He's in jail for it. And he had his<br>little cousin.<br>>> Oh, this is the guy that's a little<br>mentally challenged. Yeah, I read some<br>stuff.<br>>> And his little cousin, that's him. Has<br>shades on.<br>>> Brendan Dassy B Dassy,<br>>> who's actually We did a little bit of<br>pen paling with him. tried to. Anyway,<br>>> what do they think about this? Do they<br>think that<br>>> I think he did it. I think there was<br>like I I believe people said that the<br>Netflix thing got like edited strange<br>and left stuff out that<br>>> that's the thing. You can't tell what's<br>real anymore. Who knows?<br>>> Well, selective editing is crazy. It's<br>crazy that they still do that.<br>>> Well, everything's crazy right now.<br>>> I know.<br>>> I mean, I feel like this is the year. Do<br>you feel like this is the year that um<br>people realize that like ne both of the<br>neither side of the government is<br>working for us? Is that a weird thing to<br>say?<br>>> Well, it's true. It's pretty obvious<br>that it's true. Okay. They're all<br>working for the people that got them in.<br>So, no matter what they even if they're<br>good people that want to do well for<br>you, their obligations when they get in<br>there are the people that help them get<br>in there. They're the campaign<br>contributors. to the military-industrial<br>complex, the military contractors, the<br>big money, big money banks, big money.<br>That's what this all this government<br>shutdown [ __ ] was all about, man. It's<br>all about healthcare, right? So, it's<br>all about how much money is getting<br>funneled through these corporations. If<br>you really think that what they're<br>trying to do is make sure that people<br>get health care, you're [ __ ] naive.<br>>> Yeah, you're ridiculous.<br>>> What they're doing is they are<br>protecting some kind of slush fund. If<br>somebody digs into this and finds out<br>where that money's going and finds out<br>how this money's distributed, it'll make<br>more sense because there ain't a [ __ ]<br>chance in hell that they're keeping the<br>government shut down to protect your<br>health.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> There's not a chance. There's not a<br>chance they're shutting down the [ __ ]<br>air traffic controllers. [laughter]<br>Not a chance. They're shutting down NASA<br>cuz they're worried about you getting<br>the flu. That [ __ ] is not happening.<br>That's not what's going on.<br>>> But I think everybody's starting to<br>realize that. Dude, I went to the post<br>office. Have you been to the post office<br>recently?<br>>> I have not.<br>>> Okay.<br>>> Not since I voted. That was the last<br>time I was at the post office.<br>>> Okay. Well, it's over. So, [laughter]<br>if you want to know what the post office<br>is like, dude, I went I'm not even<br>joking. I went to the the closest branch<br>near me in Nashville. There was two<br>birds. There was two crows in there.<br>Two. One of them was a crow. Definitely.<br>One of them was a pretty big bird, and I<br>thought it was a crow, but he had some<br>discoloration or whatever. So, maybe<br>like a mulatto crow or mixed crow or<br>something. I don't know.<br>>> Okay. f pulling a [ __ ] like fighting<br>over a [ __ ] box in there and there's<br>a lady um kind of like a darker woman in<br>there and she's spraying [ __ ] Lysol<br>trying to get them out of the [ __ ]<br>post office. I was like<br>>> Lysol.<br>>> Yeah. Or like a fabuloso like a<br>[laughter]<br>cleaning spray like a disinfectant.<br>>> Oh, okay. Yeah, got it.<br>>> Like she's standing on a little<br>stepladder trying to [ __ ] get these<br>two birds who were fighting over a<br>[ __ ] package. I was like we're<br>[ __ ]<br>>> We're [ __ ] man. That's and that's<br>that's the government, right? That's<br>biblical.<br>>> Yeah. I mean, I'm sure it seems like a<br>Stephen King outtake, you know?<br>>> Yeah. Yeah.<br>>> But I'm like, this is where we are. This<br>is<br>>> this is how like everything's privatized<br>now. It's a wrap.<br>>> Do you feel like it's a wrap? Like, I've<br>been thinking for years that America<br>just feels like a Shell company, like a<br>Shell LLC.<br>>> Here's the thing about it being<br>privatized. Some things probably should<br>be privatized because they work better.<br>>> Okay. They were like FedEx came along,<br>UPS came along, so those came along.<br>>> But the post office still does a good<br>job, man. You know, the<br>>> I'm going to disagree with that. I'm<br>sorry. I never disagree with you. I<br>don't think<br>>> the post office is the only people that<br>are sending sending letters for you for<br>like 30 cents or whatever it costs. And<br>then the post office are the only way<br>that you could ship chickens, live<br>chicks, like little baby chicks. They<br>have to do it through the post office<br>because they know what to do and they<br>keep them alive. They know they're<br>chicks.<br>>> Oh, that's nice. I didn't know that. All<br>the we've had chickens, you know, and<br>every chicken we get when we get them,<br>they're baby chicks<br>>> and they come in the mail.<br>>> They get them through the post office.<br>Post office delivers them.<br>>> Can you hear the package like that? It's<br>like<br>>> Yeah, bro. The post office it works.<br>It's not perfect because it's the<br>government and there's no government<br>programs that are perfect. You know,<br>>> it doesn't work that good anymore,<br>though. I think it's [laughter]<br>it's gotten so bad, dude.<br>>> The post office<br>>> maybe,<br>>> bro. It's gotten bad. I sent my niece a<br>birthday card, dude. She never got it.<br>She never got it. It had money. It's<br>gone. It's gone. She'll never get it.<br>Bro, you know what always? Nobody's<br>getting anything.<br>>> The videos of these people dropping off<br>UPS packages. They take a picture of the<br>package and then they steal the package.<br>[laughter]<br>>> I've seen that. I've seen videos of<br>that. I think people are kind of hip to<br>what ring cameras could do. But, bro,<br>there was a quite a while where people<br>were doing some really [ __ ] horrible<br>[ __ ] right in front of those cameras cuz<br>they didn't know.<br>>> They didn't know. You can't be just<br>stealing people's packages after you<br>drop them off like the [ __ ] UPS<br>driver, you know?<br>>> It's a [ __ ] wild time. a lot of<br>videos of that man. They put him down,<br>take a picture, and they pick him up,<br>take him back to the truck<br>>> and take him back,<br>>> and then the camera's like, "Hey, [ __ ]<br>face."<br>>> Yeah. [laughter]<br>>> Hey, [ __ ]<br>>> Yeah. This This episode's brought to you<br>by Visible. When your phone plans as<br>good as Visible, you've got to tell your<br>people. It's the ultimate wireless hack<br>to save money and still get great<br>coverage and a reliable connection. Get<br>oneline wireless with unlimited data and<br>hotspot for $25 a month. Taxes and fees<br>included, all on Verizon's 5G network.<br>Plus, now for a limited time, new<br>members can get the Visible plan for<br>just $19 a month for the first 26<br>months. Use promo code switch 26 and<br>save beyond the season. It's a deal so<br>good, you're going to want to tell your<br>people. Switch now at visible.com/rogan.<br>Terms apply. Limited time offers subject<br>to change. See visible.com for planned<br>features and network management details.<br>>> Listen man,<br>>> they should have different like ring<br>camera like a voice like this is Mr. T.<br>You need to bring that package back,<br>sucker.<br>>> That is one of the dirtiest things.<br>Porch pirates. People that are just<br>stealing [ __ ] off your porch. That<br>>> to get that close to somebody's house to<br>be right there. Yeah,<br>>> that's one thing I like about living in<br>a state where there is the ability to<br>express something.<br>>> You're talking about guns<br>>> bulletarily. That's how I like to say<br>[laughter] it.<br>There's the ability to express something<br>bullarily to somebody if you disagree if<br>their behavior see is illegal.<br>>> Yeah. You got to be careful about what<br>that though the laws are different in<br>different places. Like even if someone's<br>stealing something, you're not allowed<br>to kill them.<br>>> Yeah. Um, a guy just got in trouble<br>because some dudes, I think there was<br>three dudes, broke into his garage and<br>he uh went into his garage and they went<br>after him and he shot them and he killed<br>one of them and now they're bringing him<br>up for manslaughter cuz I guess they're<br>saying he didn't have to shoot them. He<br>could have just scared them or he didn't<br>have to kill them. He could have just<br>retreated back into his home. Like in<br>California, they're [clears throat]<br>literally telling<br>>> stuff like a like a<br>>> I was just scared of them with a gun, I<br>guess.<br>>> I guess. But like you don't know what<br>they have. You don't know what's going<br>on. These are split-second decisions<br>you're making with your life in danger.<br>And then if you have a wife and<br>children, bro, you're going to shoot<br>first and ask questions later. You're<br>not going to make a mistake that's going<br>to have your your kids killed.<br>>> Yeah. You can't be like, "Are you scared<br>or what?" You can't say that kind of<br>[ __ ]<br>>> No, bro. It's scary. Someone's breaking<br>into your home. You have no idea what<br>they have. If you have no idea if<br>they're there to kill you, if you no<br>idea they're there to rob you, if<br>they're going to duct tape you and<br>torture you for a week, you don't know<br>what the [ __ ] is going on. And if you<br>have a gun, you're most likely going to<br>use it and you're going to shoot them.<br>And the fact that these people broke<br>into his house, they were committing a<br>crime in defending his property and<br>maybe his life. He's getting charged<br>with manslaughter. That's that's<br>ridiculous. This is the This is the<br>problem with liberal politics.<br>>> [clears throat]<br>>> And this is where I would get really<br>confused because I'm like, I don't know<br>what they're trying to do. But if I was<br>going to try to destroy civilization,<br>that's how I would do it.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> I would keep keep letting violent people<br>out, keep saying it's racist to keep<br>them in jail, keep saying, you know,<br>they're a victim of systematic racism<br>and keep and just like let the violent<br>people stay being violent, and then when<br>people defend themselves, lock them up,<br>have everybody scared. Like, if you<br>wanted to destroy society, you would do<br>it exactly this way. And I don't<br>understand that. I don't understand.<br>Like it's<br>I understand being a kind, compassionate<br>person doesn't believe in gun violence.<br>Absolutely. But if that's the case, like<br>there's no better deterrent to gun<br>violence than someone who has a gun and<br>you can't get to their house because<br>they'll [ __ ] shoot you. Okay? Like<br>that's that's a really good deterrent.<br>Unless you're going to have police<br>everywhere and you don't. So like, who's<br>going to protect people from bad people?<br>If you're going to admit that bad people<br>exist? If you want to stop bad people<br>from happening, that's a conversation<br>I'd love to have. That's a real<br>conversation. Like, let's figure out how<br>to clean up a lot of these neighborhoods<br>and figure out what's causing all these<br>problems.<br>>> But nobody wants to do that or it would<br>have been or would have been done by now<br>at this point. People just want to kind<br>of keep these higher powers. They know<br>what they're doing. It just starts to<br>feel like the experiment, like we're<br>just really seeing the experiment, you<br>know? It's almost like say you were<br>playing the game Mario or something and<br>one day Mario instead of just going this<br>way on the screen, he [ __ ] turns and<br>looks at you<br>>> and he's like, "I see what you're<br>doing." That's what it feels like we are<br>right now. Like we're we're looking<br>right<br>>> at the people controlling everything and<br>like<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Oh,<br>>> that's all because of the internet, dog.<br>>> But [clears throat] it feels like<br>>> if it wasn't for the internet, no one<br>would be looking because we wouldn't be<br>getting these conversations,<br>>> right? We'd still be we'd still be<br>people would still be disillusioned.<br>>> You'd be getting CNN. You'd be getting<br>some horseshit version of what's<br>actually going on. But because the<br>internet and real independent<br>journalists and and people that are<br>breaking things down, you start to go,<br>"Wait a minute. What the [ __ ] is going<br>on?"<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Who is who is doing this? Why are you<br>doing it?<br>>> Want some coffee, dog?<br>>> Can I have some?<br>>> [ __ ] yeah. Of course you can.<br>>> Oh, thanks, buddy.<br>>> Um<br>>> Yeah, man.<br>>> I mean, we're the first generation that<br>has had Cheers, my brother. Cheers, man.<br>Good to see you, dude.<br>>> Good to see you always.<br>>> Really am excited to see you.<br>>> I'm excited to see you, too. Always.<br>[clears throat]<br>>> And I'm excited to see you a little<br>clearer than I did.<br>>> I don't think you are. I think it's I<br>think they got you. I think they're<br>[ __ ] with you, man. I think they're<br>giving you placeos, too.<br>>> Really?<br>>> Yeah. I think they gave you a Let me<br>take some whatever pills they give you.<br>Let's see what happens.<br>>> No, these are 15s. I think these are<br>good.<br>>> 15s. What does that mean?<br>>> I don't know. Oh, this<br>you fogged up.<br>>> [laughter]<br>>> You fogged up from the coffee. Gotcha.<br>>> You [ __ ] gave me this molten coffee,<br>dude.<br>>> Black rifle in the house.<br>>> Is it<br>>> always? That's all we drink,<br>>> dude. I went uh Oh, yeah. Well, there's<br>Yeah, I'm just at the the journalism<br>now. I can't I know this is too hot for<br>me right now.<br>>> It's not that hot. Look,<br>>> I'm going to need glasses for my tongue<br>after I drink this, dude.<br>>> No, it's not that hot. No, no, it's an<br>illusion. It's warm.<br>>> It's decently hot, you know? Like nice.<br>Nice.<br>>> Yeah. Refreshing.<br>>> Yeah, like refreshing. Not like ouchie.<br>Why can't Starbucks figure that out?<br>>> Because it I don't even think that's<br>coffee anymore. It's almost become like<br>McDonald's. It's just a It's a<br>>> It's burnt.<br>>> It's a taste. It's just a thing.<br>>> I drink black coffee. That's what I<br>drink. That's what I like. I got into it<br>a while ago. Like Rick Ross, bro. It's<br>like Rick Ross.<br>>> You know what I got into it, Jamie?<br>Remember when we had that guy Peter<br>Giuliani on that was the coffee<br>connoisseur? That got me into I started<br>drinking black coffee from then on. That<br>was a long time ago. At least 10 years<br>ago, right?<br>>> I had a real coffee connoisseur on.<br>Yeah. cuz I wanted to know all about<br>coffee.<br>>> Samo kind of.<br>>> Yeah, man. Dude, it's f He brought in a<br>bunch of different coffees. We were<br>tasting like these Ethiopian blends that<br>almost was like lemony.<br>>> He was like, "You taste the hints of<br>lemon?" I'm like, "I do."<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Did you know all coffee comes from<br>Ethiopia?<br>>> Uh-uh.<br>>> Yes.<br>>> Some of it comes from some of it comes I<br>know from um there's Kona coffee, isn't<br>there?<br>>> Right. But it all originated in<br>Ethiopia. That's where the plant<br>originated.<br>>> Oh, wow.<br>>> Yeah. So, they moved it into South<br>America. also like they started making<br>it in Colombia. They make it in Hawaii<br>has bombdiggity coffee. Kona coffee is<br>some of the best coffee in the world. I<br>guess probably the soil like something<br>about the in Hawaii. If you if I [ __ ]<br>drink my own piss in Hawaii, I'm still<br>[laughter] it's a little better than if<br>I'm drinking it in [ __ ] outside of<br>Akran. You know what I'm saying?<br>>> A smoke stacks in the background. Can't<br>be drinking a liter of piss before you<br>get in the sauna with your neighbor.<br>[laughter]<br>>> Yeah. Or I get a little bag for my for<br>my<br>>> Someone's got a urine therapy protocol<br>that you have to take with your cocaine.<br>>> Dude. Yeah, bro. Even a hot batch of<br>piss in Hawaii tastes way better.<br>>> That's so true. But I drink it in<br>America. Like I I used to order cone of<br>coffee.<br>>> Yeah. [snorts] But yeah, I mean<br>>> before I went Black Rifle exclusive.<br>>> Yeah. Well, I met the guy from Black.<br>He's a good friend of mine.<br>>> Nice guy.<br>>> I love him to death.<br>>> Yeah. He took me around whenever<br>whenever I was there.<br>>> He's one of my absolute favorite people.<br>Oh, I'm wearing one of his shirts. Look<br>at that dog.<br>>> He treated me super well, dude. He's the<br>best,<br>>> dude. Somebody Oh, Candace Owens sent me<br>that thing. It was a um<br>>> You got notes.<br>>> She sent I just<br>>> You brought notes.<br>>> There's things I wanted to talk about. I<br>just want to forget [laughter] them.<br>>> Okay.<br>>> My my [clears throat]<br>It's been hard for me to remember stuff.<br>>> Okay.<br>>> So,<br>>> I'll help you out.<br>>> You will?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> You get some Alpha Brain. Take some.<br>Have you ever Do you ever take vitamins<br>for your brain?<br>>> Nope.<br>>> It works.<br>>> I will take some.<br>>> Yeah. You should there's a bunch of<br>different kinds [clears throat] and you<br>should try what you like. Um but another<br>real good one is um this company uh<br>Neuro Gum. They make neuro gum and<br>neuromint.<br>>> I've heard you talk about it.<br>>> That's really good. There's a one called<br>True Brain. They make like a little<br>shot. That's really good.<br>>> Magic Mind I know has one that I think<br>is pretty good.<br>>> That's a different one. That's a<br>different kind. They use mushrooms, but<br>that's a good one, too.<br>>> I think synergistically they would all<br>work well together. But there's legit<br>vitamins that work on your brain.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Yeah. that work on your memory.<br>>> Yeah. I wanted Yeah. [clears throat]<br>>> Yeah. I'll probably I would like to<br>>> I'll give you some before we leave. I<br>have some Alpha Brain Black Label around<br>here somewhere. I definitely have a few<br>bottles in the kitchen, but that's the<br>best. Alpha Brain. I've tried them all.<br>Even though I know I'm associated with<br>Alpha with on it, and I'm probably<br>lying. I'm not this I I tell you about<br>all the other ones. I don't make a penny<br>off of them, but Alphabrain I think is<br>the best one. It's the most effective<br>>> and it's the the only one that I know of<br>that did two double blind placeboc<br>controlled studies with the Boston<br>Center for Memory<br>>> Alpha Brain.<br>>> Yeah. So, we did that because a lot of<br>people were saying it was snake oil.<br>>> The Boston Center for Memory. Like, how<br>many UCLA ass<br>[laughter] in 2001? You know<br>>> what year did the Socks make it into the<br>series?<br>>> Dude, one time I was going into a show.<br>[clears throat] We were outside of B. We<br>had a show outside of Boston. It's like<br>a theater. It's like 15, 20 minutes<br>away. Um, and I'm walking in. I'm<br>walking in late. Everybody's already in<br>there. I think the show had started. And<br>so I'm coming in and a guy and his wife<br>are walking by with pizza. They're<br>heading in. And the guy's like, "Dothy,<br>give him a [ __ ] pizza. The guy's<br>starving. He's late for work." And I'm<br>like, "I'm fine." And like, and first of<br>all, why don't you just give me your<br>pizza, dude? He's like, Dorothy, this<br>kind of like kind of big back lady. She<br>said that is muffling down a piece of<br>pizza, dude.<br>>> He was trying to give get you to give<br>her pizza. his wife to give me her<br>pizza. I'm like,<br>>> but not his pizza. Interesting. That's a<br>bad relationship.<br>>> He's like, "Don't you see the guy's he's<br>running late for work?"<br>>> He's trying to tell his wife he's fat<br>and he's doing it a subtle way.<br>>> Well, he was using me. So, I'm like,<br>"Dothy, I'm fine." You know?<br>>> Yeah, he was using you,<br>>> but it was just like a like just Boston<br>thing [clears throat]<br>>> or he was just trying to have some<br>conversation. It might have been that.<br>Maybe we're looking into it too much.<br>[snorts]<br>>> Dude, I had a dream you were an EMT,<br>dude. Have you ever had that?<br>>> Really? You had a dream I was an EMT?<br>>> Yeah. And I've had it two times<br>>> that really like I was like tending to<br>car accidents and stuff.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Really?<br>>> Mhm. And I think it was in Boston. I<br>think that's what even made me think<br>about it.<br>>> I could have gone down that route in<br>life maybe if things had been different.<br>That's possible.<br>>> I could have saw that.<br>>> That [snorts] could have happened. I<br>almost joined the army when I was uh 18<br>for their taekwondo team. There was a<br>dude, God, I think his name was Clay<br>Barber. Um he was one of the national<br>competitors that I I looked up to uh<br>when I was on my way up and he was uh in<br>the army and he had uh like the army<br>paid him to train and I was like oh [ __ ]<br>you could join the army and they'll pay<br>you to compete you know because they had<br>an army boxing team like I believe Ray<br>Mercer was on the army boxing team when<br>he fought in the Olympics and won the<br>gold medal.<br>>> Do you have to be but do you also have<br>like do you have to do service as well?<br>>> Is that him? No, he was a a black guy.<br>>> Oh.<br>>> Oh, there's that. See the T window? So,<br>it says right there to the right.<br>>> Yeah, the the one with the right where<br>it says his name right there. Click on<br>that.<br>>> Which one you looking at?<br>>> The one that your cursor is over, dog.<br>>> Clay Barber. Right there. Yeah. So, he<br>was really good in like uh I guess it<br>was probably like 86<br>or Yeah. Somewhere around I was 18, so<br>it had to be 85 or 86. Oo, baby girl.<br>>> But that that's the dude right there. He<br>was an elite um national competitor in<br>my weight class.<br>>> He'll kick a [ __ ] whisper out of your<br>mouth. That dude's a gangster, huh?<br>>> Yeah, he was really good. Um but he was<br>competing for the Army team. And so I<br>was like, maybe I should join the army.<br>And then I thought about I was like, I<br>don't want to get shot. Like what am I<br>doing? Like I I don't trust anybody.<br>You're<br>>> Did you try on the clothes at home or<br>anything? Did you do anything?<br>>> No, I didn't try on the clothes. I<br>saluted the mirror in the mirror a<br>couple times.<br>>> I'm like, no, we're good.<br>>> Yeah, dude. Yeah. I I guess I don't know<br>if I could see you being in the in the<br>army, but yeah, it was just a dream. It<br>was just I think it was like you<br>honestly I think it was like you and<br>Gogggins I think were maybe like EMTs or<br>whatever.<br>>> That sounds like something Gogggins<br>would do.<br>>> But y'all did not [ __ ] you guys did<br>not deal with anybody's [ __ ] Like<br>you guys showed up and you were like get<br>the [ __ ] up. [laughter]<br>>> You're like what the you [ __ ] [ __ ]<br>I think I don't even think you had any<br>like I don't think you had even a step.<br>You had like a whistle like [ __ ]<br>[laughter]<br>You know what Gogggins does that a lot<br>of people don't know about? He smoke<br>jumps.<br>>> Oh, really?<br>>> Yeah. Like for smoke and play high<br>school basketball.<br>>> That's very different. It's very<br>different. He he parachutes into fires.<br>>> Oh, yeah. That's not it.<br>>> Like in Canada<br>>> for fun.<br>>> Uh because it's hard.<br>>> Oh,<br>>> literally. But because it's hard to do.<br>Dude's worth like $30 million. He jumps<br>out of [ __ ] planes with parachutes<br>and and he sent me a photo uh of a giant<br>ass [ __ ] grizzly track. This they<br>they landed in Canada at this place and<br>right where they landed to fight these<br>fires was like I mean like a grizzly<br>track<br>>> and he was like wish me luck. [laughter]<br>>> I was like dude get the [ __ ] out of<br>there. You see that track? Get the [ __ ]<br>out of there. That's a,00B<br>wild dog.<br>>> Wow. And he just does it cuz he wants<br>it.<br>>> Cuz it's hard to do.<br>>> You're landing just in the smoke.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Now, when you get in there, do they have<br>a plan of where you're going? Is it<br>fire? It's firemen and fire women in<br>there.<br>>> I Well, there's a lot of different tasks<br>that they do, but one of them is you're<br>digging a fire break. So, you're dig<br>Like a lot of what happens is embers<br>land on the ground and then that starts<br>a fire, right? So, what they do is<br>they'll they'll clear the ground for a<br>wide area where the fire is coming. So,<br>the fire's on its way. They'll get ahead<br>of the fire and then they'll clear a<br>giant path on the ground.<br>>> Baby girl, that would scare me.<br>>> It's scary.<br>>> That would scare me.<br>>> Guys die. I mean, they 100% they get<br>trapped and they die. The wind shifts,<br>>> you know, things sometimes things are<br>unpredictable.<br>>> Um, but he does it just cuz it's hard.<br>He's so crazy. Does he have to sign a<br>con? He must have to sign something,<br>huh,<br>>> bro? I don't know what he does. He<br>doesn't I bet he doesn't even tell him<br>he's David Gogggins. [laughter] He just<br>shows up. I'm telling you, man. He's<br>He's a different cat. Like, he's he's<br>the real deal. Like, he's not pretending<br>to do all these things,<br>>> right?<br>>> You've seen those videos where he takes<br>UFC fighters on workouts<br>>> and they're dying. Like, he took Israel<br>Adosana. Israel Adosagna, two-time<br>middleweight [ __ ] champion of<br>the world, one of the best to ever do<br>it. Elite athlete. dying. I mean, d<br>couldn't keep up. Gogggins was talking<br>to him like, "Come on, son. Keep going."<br>He's like, he's throwing up in a garbage<br>can. Like, no [ __ ] It's crazy to<br>watch cuz you realize like the level of<br>conditioning this guy has. He's 50 years<br>old. He's not doing it for any reason.<br>Like, he's not getting ready for the<br>World Series. He's not in the Super<br>Bowl.<br>>> What do you think he's proven it to<br>himself?<br>>> You would have to ask him. I mean,<br>>> he says he's learning things. I'm<br>downloading lessons like like he's just<br>he's that guy, man. Like<br>>> there's a lot of What is that?<br>>> I found the track. Sorry.<br>>> What is it?<br>>> The tracks. The Grizzly tracks.<br>>> Oh, show me. Show me. I sent it to you,<br>right?<br>>> Yeah, it's on my<br>>> Put the headphones on. All right, check<br>this out.<br>>> Hang on one second. [snorts]<br>>> Show me.<br>[laughter]<br>>> Remember that song?<br>>> Yeah.<br>Yeah.<br>>> The cure.<br>>> The cure. Yeah, they were good. They<br>passed away. Huh?<br>>> Did they?<br>>> I think before they Yeah.<br>>> I don't think Well, there's multiple<br>members. Did that guy pass away? The<br>lead singer of the cures. The cure<br>rather.<br>>> What's the matter, Jamie?<br>>> Well, I had it on my phone. I didn't<br>have it on my computer.<br>>> Yeah. And I jumped the gun.<br>>> Do it. But<br>>> dude, if you were<br>>> Why don't you send it to me and I'll<br>send it to you.<br>[laughter] And you'll have it on your<br>computer.<br>>> I found it on the [snorts]<br>>> Dude, if you were an EMT, that'd be<br>sick, huh?<br>>> I I think it's a bummer, man.<br>>> I don't even think you'd get with a<br>vehicle. You'd pull up and be like, get<br>the [ __ ] up. [laughter] You know,<br>>> I'd probably be<br>>> and then Gogggins would go help him.<br>[laughter]<br>Gogggin, get the [ __ ] off, you little<br>[ __ ]<br>>> Don't know how to make this.<br>>> Well, just send it to me and I'll send<br>it to you.<br>>> I have it. I have it. I just bigger.<br>>> Here it is. That's good. Give me some<br>volume.<br>>> Look at that. on my way.<br>>> See this grizzly bear prince, man.<br>>> Look at these [ __ ] dude.<br>They're as big as my foot.<br>>> [ __ ] huge.<br>>> This is a massive [ __ ] grizzly bear.<br>>> Look at that, dude.<br>>> Massive [ __ ] grizzly bear.<br>>> Look at that paw. That's crazy.<br>>> How wide it is.<br>>> This is [ __ ] a massive ass grizzly<br>bear. And as you see,<br>>> where's it going?<br>>> He walks right through there through<br>those woods. So,<br>>> probably over the mountain.<br>>> We are in big time grizzly bear<br>territory.<br>>> Bro,<br>that's so sketchy.<br>>> That's cool.<br>>> That's so sketchy.<br>>> He sent me that.<br>>> Yeah, cuz I was like, "What are you<br>doing?" He sends me that. This is what<br>I'm [laughter] doing.<br>>> Other people are like, "I'm watching<br>football." That's right. [laughter]<br>>> He's like, "I just [ __ ] parachuted<br>into Grizzly country."<br>Oh, man. There's nothing scarier than<br>than<br>big animals like that. Nothing scarier.<br>>> I get the most scared honestly in my<br>life. Um, when I was young, they had<br>like a lot of pedophiles in our area and<br>I think that kind of like made me<br>nervous, but probably being in the<br>ocean.<br>>> You had a lot of pedophiles in your<br>neighborhood.<br>>> Oh, yeah.<br>>> Like how many?<br>>> I mean, I think at least three is enough<br>for like a small area.<br>>> Three is more than enough.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> How come nobody did anything about it?<br>>> They did. I mean, they put them in our<br>neighborhood or like [laughter]<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Is that what I mean? I mean, how come<br>nobody arrested them? Okay.<br>>> Oh, they'd been arrested. Yeah. These<br>were guys who were like, uh,<br>>> they were released.<br>>> Yeah. They used to have this thing.<br>Remember when they had this Well, I<br>wonder when that rule was. It was like<br>the pedophiles had to go around door<br>todo.<br>>> Oh. And let everybody know.<br>>> No, they were pedophiles. Right.<br>>> Right. That was a law that they passed.<br>You had to alert people that a sex<br>offender had moved into the<br>neighborhood.<br>>> Well, we lived our mom worked all the<br>time and we were just at home all the<br>time. So, you'd have pedophiles<br>literally come to the door<br>>> and let you know.<br>>> Yeah. and be like, "Is your mom home?"<br>And be like, "No." And they were like,<br>"Well, I'm a pedophile." You're like,<br>"Well, [laughter]<br>>> that's a problem."<br>>> Yeah. Come back after 6, you know. Uh,<br>but so it was just crazy like, you know,<br>but then at least you did know who the<br>people were,<br>>> but it was definitely weird that you're<br>setting and they they don't live in nice<br>neighborhoods. You you know, like now<br>there's a lot of like billionaire<br>pedophiles that our government protects<br>and stuff, but back then<br>>> You really think so?<br>>> I don't know.<br>>> I don't know either. That's what makes<br>me nervous. I don't know.<br>>> I mean, they just had that thing that<br>came out about the Trump FC thing the<br>other day. That whole thing is just a<br>kickball at this point. I feel like,<br>>> bro, have you ever seen that video of me<br>and Tim Dylan where Tim Dylan is laying<br>out the scandal that took place and like<br>was it the 1970s, Jamie?<br>>> The Franklin scandal. What year was<br>that? I<br>>> think in the 80s and 90s.<br>>> Bro, we all dressed up like astronauts<br>or was that one?<br>>> Me and Tim Dylan. No. Well, no, we're<br>dressed normal.<br>>> Okay. He I don't even think he had the<br>crazy glasses on back then. That was<br>before he was protecting his eyes. Now<br>he protects his eyes.<br>>> 88.<br>>> 88. Play that video. I sent it to you,<br>right? This video is nuts, man. This was<br>Tim laid this out quite a while ago and<br>I kind of forgot about it until it<br>popped up on my feed. I was like, "Oh<br>shit." And then I said, "I could send it<br>back to you if you<br>>> Thank God for Tim Dylan.<br>>> Oh my god, he's the best. There's never<br>been a better ranter ever in the history<br>of ranting. Ever.<br>>> Ever."<br>>> Sin too. I bet there was somebody a long<br>time ago that was good, but we don't<br>have enough of his work to really<br>compete against him.<br>>> He's the funniest by far. He's the most<br>sarcastic, the most tongue andcheek, and<br>the most well- read. Yes.<br>>> The thing about Tim Dylan is like he<br>doesn't just go with narratives because<br>he um thinks that you want him to say<br>certain things. Yeah. You know what I<br>mean? Like he's very very well read and<br>he forms his opinions based on facts and<br>then turns into humor.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> He's the [ __ ] man. Play this. was a<br>it was a scandal out of Omaha, Nebraska,<br>the Franklin Credit Union, where there<br>was a guy who was embezzling money and<br>then he was being investigated for that,<br>but they said he's all he has all this<br>money because he's running an interstate<br>pedophile network and he's pandering<br>kids to, you know, people in Washington<br>DC and New York and it was a a headline<br>in the Washington Post or the Washington<br>Times that were like callboy get a tour<br>of the Reagan White House. unidentified<br>White House aids in the Carter, Reagan,<br>and Bush administrations now are being<br>investigated for using the services of a<br>callboy ring. The paper reports that two<br>of the male prostitutes were given a<br>late night tour of the White House last<br>year.<br>>> And you know, this was a scandal with<br>real victims wanted to testify and then<br>people started dying. You know, the<br>private investigator they hired, his<br>plane broke up. Uh, one of the girls<br>that uh testified was found guilty of<br>perjury and that she was put in solitary<br>confinement. They had to use two grand<br>juries in Omaha to get rid of this<br>scandal. And it's one of now it's not as<br>sexy as like a pizz or something because<br>it happened in the 80s and '90s, but<br>this shows you the blueprint for the<br>government, you know, using marshalling<br>resources to to silence people that were<br>victims of this stuff. This is not new.<br>Congressman, senators, blackmail being<br>used by intelligence agencies. None of<br>it's new. It was pioneered by the mafia.<br>You're having sex with somebody who's<br>underage, then they own you forever. or<br>if they have photo, audio, video of you<br>doing that.<br>>> Wild.<br>Wild. So, if that existed at all in the<br>1990s, okay,<br>>> that Mitch McConnell guy was around back<br>then. You know, a lot of these Nancy<br>Pelosi type people, they've been around<br>since this photos of Nancy Pelosi with<br>JFK. Think of that.<br>>> That was before we didn't go to the<br>moon.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> It's 1963.<br>>> That was before Israel didn't kill him.<br>>> You think so? I didn't say anything.<br>>> I heard you say Israel killed him.<br>>> You did?<br>>> That's what I heard. Maybe.<br>>> Jamie, did you put something in this?<br>>> They didn't. The glasses. They didn't do<br>it. Oh, before Israel didn't do it. Oh,<br>I see what you did.<br>>> I think uh<br>>> I didn't say anything.<br>>> I think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.<br>>> Lee Harvey Oswald went to my middle<br>school. Do you know that?<br>>> No.<br>>> Yep.<br>>> What?<br>No [ __ ] Was there a plaque?<br>>> Uh, [laughter]<br>no. We did have a thing. There was a<br>thing<br>>> that everybody recognized.<br>>> Lo. Yeah.<br>LH<br>you guys called him.<br>>> Yeah,<br>>> like Elron Hubard. [laughter]<br>>> LHR. They all salute Elron Hover. Salute<br>LHR with a big Ever see Tom Cruz with a<br>big pie plate medal. He got a medal for<br>being the most awesome guy ever.<br>>> He [laughter] did.<br>>> Yeah. From Scientology. And he salutes<br>the photo of of a science fiction<br>writer. Bro, it's the kookiest thing.<br>You never seen<br>>> plate,<br>>> bro. They does he even seen those<br>desserts Scientology awards?<br>>> Nuhuh.<br>>> They're<br>>> I can see him eating a lot of desserts.<br>Really?<br>>> They're amazing.<br>>> I didn't even know that.<br>>> Look at that pie.<br>>> The times now.<br>>> Okay. These are the times we will all<br>remember.<br>>> Were you there?<br>>> What did you do?<br>>> I think you know that I am there for you<br>and I do care. So very very very much.<br>>> What is this about? Is this a Marie<br>Calendar's ad?<br>>> Bro, what this is is amazing. Just watch<br>this.<br>>> Okay. Sorry.<br>>> Guys, we're counting on you.<br>>> Right.<br>>> To Lrh.<br>>> To LR. Wow.<br>[laughter]<br>>> Crazy, right, bro? You want a Mission<br>Impossible guy? You want that guy?<br>That's what you get. Okay? You don't get<br>a normal dude who's that good at acting.<br>You get a [ __ ] crazy person<br>>> who's that good at being himself<br>>> with a pie plate around his neck. A<br>golden pie plate for being the most<br>awesome guy ever.<br>>> He salutes a science [laughter] fiction<br>author who's, by the way, one of the<br>worst writers in the history of writing.<br>>> Elron, I've done the thing in New York<br>where they try to electrocute you and<br>see if you care about him or whatever.<br>>> Oh, I I got that.<br>>> You know what I'm talking about? I did<br>that in San Diego.<br>>> You did?<br>>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.<br>>> When? I was filming a TV show down there<br>and uh you know we were in the middle of<br>a break while we're filming and um they<br>had like a like a conference table set<br>up. It was like free personality test<br>>> and I [clears throat] was like what is<br>this? And I kind of knew what it was. I<br>knew it was dietetics, you know, which<br>is Scientology.<br>>> Mhm.<br>>> But the guy was like they made him do<br>it. You could tell he was like not<br>enthusiastic at all about it. You know,<br>he would like ask you questions about<br>like has one of your pets died like that<br>kind of [ __ ] like you hold his e-meter<br>and it would just I'm like how does this<br>work? Like what what is actually making<br>this happen? You know, I had all these<br>questions that he had no answers for<br>[laughter]<br>just and then I started.<br>>> Of course you did. That's your whole<br>life.<br>>> Elron Huard wrote more fiction<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> than any human being that's ever lived.<br>>> He wrote more things that were not true,<br>more published fiction than any human<br>being in the history of all human<br>beings. that guy, the guy that created<br>Scientology.<br>>> And you know how he did it? It was all<br>terrible. He never wrote a second draft.<br>Everything was just nonsense.<br>>> One hit wonder.<br>>> One hit wonder. That's kind of<br>>> typing. Uh brave. He was nuts. He was<br>out of his mind.<br>>> But people liked it enough though.<br>>> Did you ever see that show? They didn't<br>though. He wasn't successful until he<br>really started. I mean, he was he did a<br>lot of those like goofy magazines and<br>stuff. This is a long time ago, you got<br>to realize. But then once he started<br>religion, that's when things took off.<br>That's when like started making money.<br>Gave himself a lot of He gave himself a<br>bunch of awards, too. You ever see like<br>he had he wore a jacket and he had like<br>all these awards on his chest that he<br>had given himself. [laughter]<br>>> That's crazy. [laughter]<br>>> They love to give awards.<br>>> That's like the Golden Globes or<br>whatever.<br>>> Yeah, same thing. You know, it really<br>is. [laughter]<br>>> They give themselves awards for being<br>the most awesome people. How cra I mean<br>that whole it's all [ __ ] ridiculous<br>weird but that's what I'm feel I feel<br>like all of these balls of yarn that<br>used to feel like they made so much<br>sense<br>>> and they kept us warm and they gave us<br>senses of purpose I feel like all of<br>them are becoming unraveled but it makes<br>me wonder what's going to happen now are<br>we because these are a lot of things<br>that have felt like some of the<br>blueprints of our existence you know<br>>> you know what makes me nervous<br>>> does that make any sense to you when I<br>say that 100%<br>>> cuz that's kind of what I guess I'm most<br>scared about I think like even this year<br>it's like some of my sense of purpose or<br>like I just worry that other people<br>don't have a sense of purpose or what's<br>going on and it makes me kind of scared<br>sometimes.<br>>> Well, that's a good perspective and I<br>think it's accurate. Um, what makes me<br>nervous is the people that are not aware<br>that all of our assumptions of how the<br>government works, we're all based on<br>[ __ ] The people that still believe<br>that are like true believers of one side<br>or the other, true faith in government<br>and experts, those people make me more<br>nervous cuz some of them are smart.<br>That's what's crazy. When smart people<br>are completely unwilling to recognize<br>that conspiracies are not just real, but<br>they're also not rare, they're they're<br>very common. They're common and people<br>get away with them. Yeah. especially<br>when they're in positions of extreme<br>power like running intelligence<br>agencies. Like they and there's a lot of<br>things that they do that are morally<br>reprehensible but totally legal. Like<br>they can do it because they're allowed<br>to because they are a three-letter<br>organization and they have ultimate<br>power to do a lot of like really gross<br>things that are in the nature or or in<br>the the interest of national security.<br>So like this is the whole idea behind<br>it. They say like this is our our<br>decision. This is the best move for<br>national security. This is how we<br>compromise assets. This is how we gather<br>information. This is how we keep America<br>safe.<br>>> But are they're not our why is it our<br>FBI and CIA are working against us?<br>That's what it feels like. They're just<br>tricking us about everything. It feels<br>like<br>>> they're tricking some people um on<br>purpose.<br>>> But why why is that even their goal?<br>Like I thought that they<br>>> because they're trying to arrest people.<br>So this is the problem with your career.<br>Like, and this has been explained to me<br>by a lot of people that are experts and<br>people that know. John Caracow explained<br>it this way. Your your reputation is<br>based on how successful you have been<br>arresting people, cracking cases.<br>>> And so, people set up cases so they can<br>break them.<br>>> They basically set up an escape room and<br>they're like, I know how to get out of<br>here. [laughter]<br>>> And they pretend that they're just like<br>a regular wizard that stumbled into the<br>escape room. No, you set the whole thing<br>up. Yeah, that's what it is. Well, it's<br>the same as like<br>>> there's a bunch of those stories.<br>>> Oh, I think it's the same as even with<br>like Hollywood and you know, I remember<br>one day I was walking in the Century<br>City Mall over there. It's in Los<br>Angeles. It's off of Santa Monica<br>Boulevard<br>>> and there was a uh like a blueco collar<br>guy walking by. He had him like he was<br>working construction. They were building<br>something there. And I was like he's<br>like Theo, what's up, man? So, we're<br>talking for a minute and I was like,<br>"What are y'all building?" He's like,<br>"Dude, you're never even going to<br>believe this. we're building. He's like<br>10 10 floors, 20 floor building. He's<br>like, 10 floors are uh uh talent agency<br>and the other 10 floors are for the CIA.<br>And I was like, what? I was like just in<br>the same building just happened to be<br>that's what you're building. He's like,<br>yep, that's what we're building. And he<br>wasn't lying. I don't think he was lying<br>to me. It just seemed like a it was just<br>>> a weird mixture.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Right. But I think that this starts to<br>happen. News stories get created, right?<br>things get whether they're fictional,<br>whatever goes on, you don't even know a<br>lot of times what's news stories. You<br>can send actors out to create a scene.<br>You see a video, you believe it. Um and<br>then they make movies.<br>>> That's been done before,<br>>> right? That's been done before.<br>>> Oh, yeah. There was but then you see<br>movies and stuff come out later about<br>it. So, it's like you're almost creating<br>your own um news to then make like a uh<br>based on a real story. You know what I'm<br>talking about?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Like it's all just a<br>>> I guess. [laughter]<br>Yeah. Like they they let the talent<br>agencies know that they're about to do<br>this so you can start casting the the<br>dramatic. [laughter]<br>>> It makes sense cuz it's like then you're<br>just you're<br>>> God.<br>>> But it's just like what do we do? You<br>know,<br>>> well they've been doing this forever.<br>They've been doing this forever and you<br>know they've been shaping our views of<br>war and you know that's one of the<br>reasons why they started making all<br>these war movies.<br>>> Do you know that? [clears throat]<br>>> Okay. So, in World War I, one of the<br>problems that they had was people didn't<br>want to be over there killing people.<br>Yeah.<br>>> And so, people were shooting, but they<br>weren't shooting at the actual enemy.<br>They would like shoot over their heads<br>or shoot to the left of them and to the<br>right of them. They didn't want to kill<br>people.<br>>> And they realized like that you take<br>people just regular people from the city<br>and from the farm and put them in a<br>uniform and tell them they have to go<br>kill people. This is no YouTube back<br>then, no television back then, right? So<br>their ideas of what's right and wrong<br>are all based on their life. Yeah. Their<br>actual life. And so then they realized,<br>well, we've got to do something about<br>that. And so after that, they started<br>creating all these really patriotic war<br>movies where the guys are heroes. They<br>go over and they shoot all the bad guys<br>and then they're awesome. So then the<br>next group of people that go to war are<br>all going to be indoctrinated with these<br>films. And these films are that<br>America's the best and we're number one.<br>We're going to go over there and this is<br>how you get all the girls. You be a<br>[ __ ] hero and go over there and shoot<br>those Germans.<br>>> Yeah. And come back and play with a tit.<br>>> Exactly. Come back and get ridden like a<br>[ __ ] cowboy.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Tits will be here when you get off the<br>boat.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Um,<br>>> baby girl.<br>>> And that's uh that's what they did. They<br>they mean<br>>> makes sense<br>>> for sure. Advertising.<br>>> The CIA and you know various federal<br>organizations have a say in how<br>America's portrayed in movies, right?<br>Right. It's like if you're going to get<br>access to if you're going to do some<br>film on the, you know, the Pentagon or<br>something like that, you you bet [ __ ]<br>this better make us look good, you know?<br>They're not going to let you make them<br>look like a bunch of bumbling [ __ ]<br>retards that are just doing it for their<br>career. No, you better make us look<br>good. You can't fake what the Pentagon<br>is, [ __ ] You know, and you're like,<br>"Okay, sir. What? Tell me how you'd like<br>Mr. Cruz to talk about his work."<br>>> And you know, you'd make them look like<br>the most awesome human beings that have<br>ever been. So that way you like you want<br>to support them, you want to fund them,<br>and you want to listen to them when they<br>talk it on the news.<br>>> Well, in a lot of like the projects, I<br>think they have to have people from<br>these organizations that come and like<br>oversee how the organization is<br>presented, right?<br>>> Yeah. So, it's like if you want to do<br>something where the Navy's involved, you<br>have to have people there from the Navy<br>that are like overseeing it and making<br>sure that everything is uh presented um<br>to, you know, to be true to the Navy,<br>but also like there could be maybe some<br>manipulation there. But we just had Gary<br>Sice was on the podcast. Man, it was<br>really cool.<br>>> Oh, he's cool,<br>>> dude. If you ever want to donate to<br>something or people do, man, what just<br>an impressive his whole organization is<br>>> What is he doing?<br>>> Well, he does a lot of stuff for<br>veterans, right? He does a lot of stuff<br>for first responders, you know, or EMTs.<br>>> Um, he does a lot of stuff for um<br>>> he does this thing where they take kids<br>who have lost a fan a parent to the in<br>uh military action. Um he takes them to<br>Disney World every year like this big<br>group of them, you know. Um<br>>> just but just like really<br>>> like does it, you know, like he has a<br>band that plays. He there's a bunch of<br>organizations. cuz he was like one of<br>the first responders of um out there<br>feeding people uh feeding the first<br>responders who were there at the<br>Palisades when that happened. Just like<br>a lot of neat stuff, you know, did<br>>> you ever think you'd be in the position<br>you're in where you're just having all<br>these weird conversations with<br>interesting people?<br>>> Cuz this is not like<br>>> No.<br>>> When I first met you, I would have never<br>suspected that this would be a path that<br>you would go down.<br>>> Yeah. Not at all. You know, it's<br>interesting that you went down that like<br>how what what led you to want to start<br>doing that?<br>>> Well, I think a couple of things. I<br>think um<br>>> well, I think I I didn't know I was kind<br>of competitive in some ways,<br>>> you know, like I think um<br>I think I'm kind of competitive. Like I<br>want to see what's possible that's maybe<br>inside of me,<br>>> you know? [clears throat]<br>>> So competitive with yourself or<br>competitive with other people that are<br>also doing it? um just competitive<br>because I think I I there was I felt<br>like maybe some people thought this<br>thing like oh this guy can't do it<br>>> you know interesting<br>>> I don't think that's I think there were<br>some people that maybe like oh I'm<br>surprised that this guy enjoys this or<br>likes doing it but I think there was<br>like<br>yeah that this guy can't do it and I<br>just never had a voice when I was a kid<br>you know I never had a voice<br>>> like<br>>> you know so much of my childhood I think<br>I just couldn't even speak up for myself<br>I didn't even know what I wanted to say.<br>I didn't even know what my feelings<br>were, right? I just<br>>> right.<br>>> I was just like this. I just<br>>> it it just felt<br>tough, you know? And so I think when<br>>> yeah, when I started to kind of get into<br>podcasting and have a little bit more of<br>a voice<br>>> and then<br>>> to get to talk to some people that I<br>that that that I felt like were<br>important that weren't getting voices,<br>like even like we had a doctor from Gaza<br>on last year<br>>> or this year and that was like a moment<br>for me. I was like, "Oh, this is<br>important stuff." You know, like um<br>other people aren't putting this voice<br>out there, right? Some people are, but<br>like the mainstream media I don't feel<br>like was doing a good job of it. This<br>episode is brought to you by blinds.com.<br>You ever notice how much your<br>environment affects your mood, the way<br>your place looks, the lighting. Nothing<br>kills the vibe faster than bad lighting.<br>Blinds.com makes upgrading your space<br>ridiculously easy. They've basically<br>blown up the whole old school window<br>treatment game. No pushy salespeople<br>coming into your house. 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Limited time offer.<br>Rules and restrictions apply.<br>>> And it just<br>>> Well, that's not what they do, you know?<br>I mean, the the reason why we can do<br>what we do is because there's not really<br>anyone over there doing they never<br>figured this out before. They never<br>figured out that hey, there's a lot of<br>people that are in their car for hours<br>every day. They're on the train for<br>hours every day. They're in the gym.<br>They're doing different stuff where they<br>want to listen to things. Or when they<br>come home, they don't want to watch late<br>night TV. They want to watch an<br>interesting conversation, you know,<br>>> and that just they didn't know that that<br>was a thing. That's all that was. We<br>snuck in. I think we snuck in. I think<br>they had no idea. They thought this was<br>just shitty radio.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> You know,<br>>> and I think my whole life, I think<br>people looked at me and thought, "Oh,<br>this dude's just [ __ ] shitty radio,<br>>> you know, or off the beat like that in a<br>way, you know." Well, I think like when<br>was<br>>> and I still think it is my show. I mean,<br>look, I feel lucky to have a show. We<br>work hard, you know, with podcasting. I<br>feel lucky to get to talk to a lot of<br>people. I don't think we do a lot of<br>information type of stuff, you know, and<br>I wish we could do better with that<br>sometimes. I think maybe that's a goal<br>of mine next year is to try to learn<br>more stuff just in the day-to-day so I<br>can have conversations that are maybe<br>more important, but then also maybe<br>that's not what I'm supposed to do and<br>I'm just supposed to be just having<br>conversations that are fun. And so,<br>>> well, I it's what you're supposed to do<br>if that's what you want to do.<br>>> But what I think is the only important<br>thing, the only important thing<br>>> is what you want to do.<br>>> Yeah. And<br>>> to be genuinely curious about whatever<br>you're talking about.<br>>> I agree.<br>>> You know, and then hopefully be talking<br>to someone who's telling the truth.<br>That's where it gets weird.<br>>> You know, sometimes people will be<br>charismatic and they'll be very<br>persuasive, but it it turns out they<br>have an agenda. They're not telling the<br>truth. And you might not know that. that<br>that becomes a problem. Yeah, I realize<br>some people are taking advantage of the<br>fact that uh that they'll come on and I<br>I sometimes have been a little bit naive<br>to think that somebody would do that,<br>but people do do that.<br>>> Oh, 100%. Like heads of state, you know,<br>like if you're going to have someone<br>who's the president of a country that's<br>in the middle of a war and they want to<br>come on your podcast and talk, you're<br>not you're going to you're not going to<br>get anything objective. You're going to<br>get them selling that they're the good<br>guys. And uh that's weird. That's a<br>weird one because unless you're an<br>absolute expert in what is going on in<br>that region and you know exactly what's<br>true and what's not and there's two very<br>compelling and very loud narratives, you<br>know, good luck. Good luck sorting out<br>that conversation. I'm not interested in<br>having those conversations, but I am<br>interested in having conversations with<br>people that I' that I think are<br>intriguing, you know, that I think are<br>being honest and uh whether I agree with<br>them or not, they're being honest and<br>they're intriguing. That's what I like.<br>>> Yeah. Yeah. And I think some of that is<br>me learning a little bit more. I mean, I<br>think I do like having stuff where<br>people have more feelings and their<br>stories about stuff, you know? So,<br>that's something that I would maybe like<br>to focus on more next year, like<br>people's genuine genuine human<br>experiences, you know, like a guy or a<br>woman or a kid, somebody who's been<br>through something, you know, wants to<br>share some of that.<br>>> So, maybe that's something I'll try to<br>get into a little bit more. Um,<br>>> I don't know. But yeah, I just feel<br>lucky. Like my mom listens to my podcast<br>every week, you know, and we never got<br>to spend any time together when I was a<br>kid. So sometimes that kind of even<br>keeps me going, you know?<br>>> It's like she's like our biggest fan.<br>And so<br>>> it's weird.<br>>> Got to make her proud.<br>>> It was just so weird when I was a kid<br>like she didn't have any time and then<br>now she just like, you know, she loves<br>Yeah. So I think Yeah. I don't know. And<br>it's like just afforded me a lot of like<br>just neat opportunities. Yeah. sometimes<br>talking to people like we got to learn<br>about like the healthc care last year<br>and how you know a lot of these<br>political parties have put forward these<br>um like um like these presidential<br>what's it called when they sign<br>something like this is an order like an<br>executive order right<br>>> that price transparency needs to happen<br>with healthcare right and so that was<br>something that I realized was super<br>important to me<br>>> because<br>>> like Bernie Sanders agrees with it Trump<br>agrees with it uh Thomas Massie agrees<br>with that Ro Khan agrees with. There's<br>all these people that say they agree<br>with it and everybody says, but it never<br>really gets to where it needs to be,<br>right? So, you can go to a place and a<br>hospital can charge you anything for an<br>MRI, right? They're supposed to show<br>their prices like a menu.<br>>> And if they do that, then they have to<br>compete. You could call two places. This<br>person's like, "Well, it's 30,000<br>bucks." And this person's like, "No,<br>it's 700 bucks."<br>>> So, you're going to go there,<br>>> right? But they they keep it vague so<br>they can like keep the prices really<br>high and then they can keep this whole<br>insurance rigomearroll going on.<br>>> Well, they're private corporations.<br>That's what's nuts and the private<br>companies own hospitals. They're<br>private, you know. So that's why they're<br>hoping<br>>> that they're there for your best<br>interest. What they're there is to make<br>the most money possible and to one of<br>the ways they do that is they're<br>incentivized to give you certain<br>medications financially. financially<br>incentivized to give you certain<br>pharmaceutical products and they make<br>more money if they do that. I had Mary<br>Tally Bowden on the podcast. She's a<br>respiratory um physician and she uh<br>doctor, whatever it is. Um she was<br>saying that if she vaccinated all of her<br>patients, she has a very small practice.<br>She vaccinated all of her patients for<br>COVID, she'd have made $1.5 million.<br>>> Wow.<br>>> Like that's that's motivation. Like<br>that's not<br>>> for sure. Someone someone's not going to<br>they're not going to give you objective<br>advice unless they they're a really good<br>person like she is. They're not going to<br>give you objective advice. What they're<br>going to say is, "Hey, they say you<br>should take it. I say you should take<br>it, too, because I want to go I want to<br>go golfing."<br>>> Yeah. [laughter]<br>>> I want a BMW and I want to go golfing.<br>So, take it.<br>>> I don't care if you're in a [ __ ]<br>wheelchair in three weeks at a<br>mocarditis.<br>>> I want an M5. I've got it picked out<br>already. I want the carbon interior,<br>[laughter]<br>>> carbon fiber accents.<br>>> It's just Yeah. So,<br>>> but like<br>>> it's a trap.<br>>> It's a trap. But learning about like<br>that kind of stuff like things like that<br>used to be like, "Oh, this is a little<br>cause that like means something to me."<br>You know, because then you think there<br>are people probably right now that are<br>afraid to go get health care because it<br>and all then it messes up your credit,<br>right? Like the number one cause of<br>bankruptcy in America is medical debt.<br>>> Yep.<br>>> Yeah. Think that's crazy.<br>>> It's crazy. So now you're in debt and<br>now this the stress of that it's like<br>>> the also the problem is this system is<br>so deeply intertwined in our society<br>that to unwind it now and somehow or<br>another start some sort of competent<br>social medicine but that's the other<br>problem is socialized medicine has not<br>been effective anywhere like everywhere<br>else like the difference between it's<br>really a difference between money like<br>if you have money in America and you<br>break your leg you can go to a really<br>good doctor and you get your leg fixed<br>break your leg,<br>>> right? If you have money and if you're<br>using if you have socialized medicine<br>and you're in England, for instance, I<br>have a lot of friends in England that<br>have they use the socialized medicine<br>there. They have it in Canada. Like my<br>friend in Canada, it took her a year to<br>get a knee reconstruction and they did a<br>terrible job of it. They repaired her<br>ACL and she's still she's [ __ ] She<br>can't fully straighten her leg out.<br>>> Yeah. Every time she [ __ ] look Yeah.<br>She just moonwalks everywhere.<br>>> She's got a limp. A noticeable limp.<br>They just [ __ ] it up. They did a<br>shitty job. And you know, look, that<br>could happen in America, too. But you<br>could get an operation quicker here. It<br>But it's really just money. And the real<br>problem with America is that you could<br>have something really wrong with you and<br>you have insurance. And then your<br>insurance denies you coverage for what's<br>wrong with you. Like Ben Ascrin, you<br>know the story with Ben Asrin?<br>>> I know he's been getting better, right?<br>>> He's been getting better. He had a<br>double lung transplant. He had lung and<br>the insurance didn't cover it.<br>How How could you not cover that? Guy<br>gets sick. It turns out he's a very rare<br>like I think it was like a staff<br>infection or some kind of bacterial<br>infection that was eating his lungs.<br>>> So they had to put him on a respirator.<br>He's on a respirator for a long time.<br>Then they had to give him a double lung<br>transplant<br>>> and insurance companies didn't cover it.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> It's like what are you even there for?<br>And then the stress. Imagine his wife<br>probably or who him he is in and out of<br>consciousness. He has to call them<br>probably and just the stress of like we<br>can't do it. Can you fill out these<br>form? Just that it's almost like they<br>just want to kill you with the stress.<br>It's just<br>>> they just want to spend the least amount<br>of money possible and make the most<br>amount of money possible.<br>>> But when does it United Healthcare<br>there's something about United<br>Healthcare that's attached to this<br>government shutdown bill too. the reason<br>why they were shutting down the guy<br>there. There there's something about the<br>flow of money to United Healthcare,<br>which is, you know, that company where<br>that guy got assassinated. Everybody<br>cheered cuz also cuz Luigi's kind of<br>hot.<br>>> Good looking guy.<br>>> I didn't I didn't see it.<br>>> You didn't see Luigi?<br>>> No, I'm joking. Yeah, I thought he<br>looked pretty. I mean, he's fine. Yeah,<br>I like Yeah, I like women.<br>>> Handsome hero.<br>>> Yeah, but still handsome guy.<br>>> I'm not saying you don't like women, but<br>you know, I'm not saying you [ __ ]<br>alligators, but you know what looks<br>like.<br>>> Come on, dog. [laughter]<br>>> You're right about that. Good call. Hey,<br>I ain't gay, but I'll hold it in my<br>mouth till the gay guy gets there.<br>>> I go, if I told you it's an alligator,<br>you wouldn't be like, "Bro, I'm not<br>gay."<br>>> You would say, "Yes, it is an<br>alligator."<br>>> You my<br>>> Oh, yeah.<br>>> You know what I'm saying? [laughter]<br>Like, I'm saying Luigi's handsome and<br>you're like, "I'm not gay." And I'm<br>like, "That's not what I asked."<br>>> Right.<br>>> I asked you if you can see things.<br>>> Take those [ __ ] shitty fake glasses<br>off. Maybe you can tell Luigi's a<br>handsome man.<br>>> Helping or not. [laughter]<br>You know, a lot of people [snorts] think<br>that Luigi was like some M MK Ultra<br>thing. They they tricked him and<br>hypnotized him and got him to go in and<br>shoot that guy.<br>>> Well, I think there's a lot of that<br>going on. And yes, I did have dinner at<br>Candace someone's house recently, so<br>maybe, [laughter]<br>>> you know, I I have there's definitely,<br>you know, uh<br>>> a lot of conspiratorial foods on the<br>menu over there, you know. Uh I don't<br>know if I'd say that. I mean, they had<br>like an unvaccinated quail with like an<br>mRNA demiglaze, so maybe, you know,<br>kind of they<br>>> bro they're trying to vaccinate cows. Do<br>you know about that?<br>>> They uh<br>>> they're trying to give cows mrna<br>vaccines.<br>>> Are they really?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> They're just trying to use the<br>technology to make money. If you really<br>think they're doing it to protect the<br>cows, you're out of your [ __ ] mind.<br>Any of this stuff is just about money.<br>Cows are fine. There's nothing wrong<br>with the cows. The cows are doing that<br>then.<br>>> Let the cows eat grass. They'll be even<br>better. That's what they're supposed to<br>be eating. Let them all eat grass.<br>They'll be fine. But occasionally some<br>cows will get sick. Bruceosis is real.<br>It's when bisons and cows intermingle.<br>You know, bisons give cows brucyosis and<br>it kills a bunch of them. But other than<br>that, [ __ ] relax.<br>>> Yeah, relax.<br>>> Well, it just never ends. There's It<br>feels like there's everything. There's<br>there's just always a problem with<br>everything. I don't know. Maybe<br>>> the worry that people have is that<br>somehow or another that stuff's going to<br>get into your food.<br>>> Well, they're right. Probably.<br>>> Yeah. Yeah, they're right because<br>they've already talked about somehow or<br>another getting mRNA vaccines into<br>vegetables so that you wouldn't even<br>have to get vaccinated. You can get it<br>from your diet. Like<br>[sighs]<br>they tried to give me a tetanis shot the<br>other day.<br>>> It doesn't even work.<br>>> What tetanis shot?<br>>> No, the [ __ ] mRNA vaccines. You're<br>putting it in food and it doesn't even<br>work.<br>>> Dude, I'm not taking it.<br>>> It doesn't work when you take it. People<br>aren't even taking it anymore and now<br>you're trying to put it in food.<br>>> What are they putting it in? You said<br>radish or what was it?<br>>> Cucumber.<br>>> Radishes. I don't know. They were trying<br>to put it in vegetables. It's like I<br>mean I think it's theoretical at this<br>point, but I know Bill Gates was talking<br>about it. [snorts]<br>>> I just feel it's like when does it end?<br>Like when is it like<br>>> it ends when they stop making money? As<br>long as they can figure out a way to<br>trick you into thinking that you need<br>something<br>>> or or you know you're not going to make<br>any money. Did you know that tetanus you<br>were talking about tetanus? Did you know<br>tetanus is a bacteria and it's extremely<br>rare in America? Like very very very<br>very very few people ever get tetanas.<br>You think tetanus comes from a dirty<br>nail like a step on a nail. No. Tetanus<br>is a bacteria.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> And it and it can be cleaned out. And<br>also tetanus is the one of the rare<br>vaccines that works as a prophylactic<br>like after the fact like you could get<br>step on a nail. You don't have tetanus<br>yet. They give you the tetanus vaccine<br>after you stepped on the nail and it<br>still [clears throat] protects you. No,<br>it protects you,<br>>> right? So you don't need to take it.<br>Tetanus is super rare in America. It's<br>not You could completely fix it by<br>cleaning out the wound and if you get<br>tetanus, they just inject you with the<br>tetanus vaccine then. Like there's no<br>need to give tetanus shots to baby.<br>>> Yeah. They were saying maybe you should<br>get it and I was like I don't even know<br>if I've had it, you know, but I don't<br>want it. I don't want anything else.<br>>> You probably had it when you were young.<br>>> Yeah. Yeah. I think I had that but<br>they're like you should get it every 10<br>years. I'm like I don't know. I don't<br>care. I'll be fine. I'm okay.<br>>> It's real common in other countries.<br>Like apparently it's they say the<br>>> tetanus is<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> It's a bacteria. I didn't know it was a<br>bacteria. I thought it was something you<br>got from rusty nails,<br>>> you know?<br>>> Oh,<br>>> but it makes sense if it's a v vaccine<br>that it's protecting you from something<br>that's kind of alive. A vir like a virus<br>is kind of alive, right? Like they don't<br>consider it a life form, but I mean it<br>seems like it spreads. It gets in a<br>bunch of different people. It needs the<br>person as a host. It seems like it's a<br>kind of life.<br>>> A vi I mean<br>>> it's trying to consume you. It's trying<br>to destroy your body and you're fighting<br>it off.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> And it it hops from you to your kids to<br>your neighbor to, you know, it's kind of<br>alive and it kind of needs a person. If<br>it's propagating, right? If it's<br>spreading like what is it?<br>>> A virus.<br>>> Yeah. I mean, you're you're I don't<br>think they consider viruses a life form,<br>but it sounds a lot like a different<br>kind of life form. Like a parasitic life<br>form.<br>>> That's what it sounds like,<br>>> doesn't it?<br>>> I mean, I don't think they're saying<br>that it's not. They're saying that it's<br>bad, right? A virus.<br>>> No, I don't think I don't think they<br>consider it a life form. Like, do they<br>consider viruses a life form? Put that<br>in Perplexity. We have a sponsor. We<br>have an AI sponsor.<br>>> I use Perplexity.<br>>> Yeah, it's really good.<br>>> So, let's find out if they consider Put<br>that [ __ ] in there. Let's find out if<br>they consider virus as a life form<br>because I don't think they do. I think<br>it's considered something different.<br>>> Dude, I'm so uh<br>I'm so<br>>> Here we go. Is a virus considered a life<br>form? Virus is generally not considered<br>life forms by most biologists primarily<br>because they cannot carry out the basic<br>processes of life independently such as<br>metabolism, growth, or self-sustained<br>reproduction without a host cell.<br>However, this status is debated in<br>scientific circles due to virus's<br>ability to carry genetic material,<br>reproduce inside host cells, and evolve<br>through natural selection.<br>>> Yeah, I'm I'm with those folks. It's a<br>life form.<br>>> It's a weird life form. And here's the<br>crazy thing.<br>>> If you think about it that way, then you<br>got to think about gain of function<br>research.<br>>> Gain of function research is like taking<br>a grizzly bear and go, that grizzly bear<br>should be on roids. and you take a<br>grizzly bear and you jack them up on<br>trend and you you give them testosterone<br>and cocaine and then let them loose in<br>the woods. That's what gain of function<br>research is. And our government was<br>funding that. They were funding making<br>more evil life forms. And that's where<br>CO 19 came from. It came from our tax<br>dollars that goes off to this lab where<br>they're working on making a a life form<br>more vicious to people.<br>>> What do they want? It's a [ __ ]<br>weapon. That's what I think.<br>>> But didn't they just use it against us?<br>>> They Well, I think it got out. I don't<br>think they tried to use it against us.<br>That's what I think. But I think that<br>they 100% are developing these things to<br>dump them on other countries. That's a<br>fact. They've always done that.<br>>> But why at this point?<br>>> They've done tons of research that that<br>show that the United States has been<br>involved in stuff like that forever.<br>There was actually bioweapons labs that<br>were in Ukraine when the when the war<br>broke out that the United States was<br>somehow involved with that were Put that<br>in there. But<br>>> put that in there. What bioweapons labs<br>was the United States involved with in<br>Ukraine? Or how about this instead of<br>being leading? Were boweapons labs<br>discovered in Ukraine?<br>>> Baby girl,<br>>> let's put that in first and see what it<br>says. And then I'm going to ask it. Were<br>they funded by the United States? Can I<br>see it?<br>No bioweapons labs have been discovered<br>in Ukraine according to the United<br>Nations, the US, Ukraine, and multiple<br>independent experts. The allegations<br>made by Russia and echoed by some<br>Chinese officials involve claims that US<br>funded laboratories involved in military<br>biological activity were operating in<br>Ukraine. But these claims have been<br>consistently have consistently been<br>denied and refuted by international<br>authorities. That doesn't mean anything.<br>Independent investigations and<br>statements by the UN uh disarmament<br>chief confirm there is no evidence of a<br>biological weapons program in in<br>Ukraine. Yeah.<br>>> Okay.<br>>> Um are there any stories online about<br>boweapons labs discovered in Ukraine?<br>>> Would be this<br>>> the allegations made by Yeah. But we<br>don't know that that's true. So here's<br>the thing. If the United States is<br>running bio or funding bioweapons labs<br>in Ukraine and it doesn't become a<br>national news item, are you think<br>they're going to come up and say,<br>"You're right. We did it." No, they're<br>not. But if you're going to if you're<br>going to fund bioweapons research in<br>China and in a lot of other places,<br>>> what are there stories about the<br>discovery?<br>Let's see what it says here.<br>Uh, stories about the alleged discovery<br>of bioweapons labs in Ukraine have<br>circulated widely, primarily promoted by<br>Russian officials and state media.<br>>> But these claims have not been<br>substantiated by independent sources or<br>international organizations. Nor could<br>they be like, what are you going to do?<br>You going to get in there and [ __ ]<br>rat everybody out in the middle of a<br>war? They're going to kill you. Like,<br>>> yeah, they wouldn't let that out. Um,<br>Chinese foreign ministry and various<br>conspiracy theorists have also amplified<br>these stories, including claims of 26<br>bolabs and illegal research discovered<br>by Russian forces.<br>>> I don't I would hate to work at one of<br>those places,<br>>> right?<br>>> Yeah. Okay, here's a problem here. Right<br>here. International news organizations<br>and independent scientists, including<br>the BBC and experts at King's College<br>London, have reviewed the alleged<br>evidence and found it lacking, noting<br>that the pathogens and documents cited<br>by Russia, are consistent with public<br>health research, not weapons<br>development. Okay. Public health<br>research is one of the ways that they do<br>weapons development. They do it under<br>the guise of public health research.<br>That's that's the whole original premise<br>of gain of function research. We're<br>doing this so that we could figure out<br>how to heal people and and if these<br>diseases do come our way, we know more<br>about them because we've been<br>researching them. Like, okay, so the<br>problem with the BBC saying it, well, we<br>just found out the BBC is full of [ __ ]<br>>> That that whole thing with Trump where<br>they took a speech and they edited it<br>and put a part that's more than 50<br>minutes later in the in the sentence to<br>end the sentence. Like, they completely<br>changed what he had to say. The the head<br>of BBC had to resign. This is a giant<br>scandal. So, I don't trust that.<br>But I don't know who's telling the truth<br>or who's not because if I was Russia and<br>I had invaded Ukraine. I would also say<br>we found boweapons labs and maybe there<br>weren't any. You know, maybe it is a<br>lie. Well, it's the same with like the<br>weapons of mass. It's all it's like it's<br>just so hard to know what's real, you<br>know, at our level of just like being a<br>consumer.<br>>> See if you can find online a story so we<br>could pick apart the story that says<br>bioweapons labs found in Ukraine.<br>>> It's tough to know who to tr. It's just<br>tough to know where to trust things. So<br>I think you just have to<br>>> true but but there there's a fact that<br>we have had bioweapons research and so<br>has Russia. There's a this is a story<br>that I did when I did that show Joe<br>Rogan questions everything. I I<br>interviewed a guy who used to be a part<br>of Russia's bioweapons research program<br>and he explained to me how are they<br>creating anthrax and they had all these<br>boweapons available and I said do you<br>think that there's a possibility that<br>they were making various infectious<br>diseases he said absolutely that was<br>that was research that was being done<br>and then we went down to Galveastston<br>Texas and we went to one of those bio<br>research labs that they have in America<br>one of those giant crazy labs where<br>everybody wears the hazmat suits and<br>there's tubes that come off their suit<br>and they're working with like Ebola and<br>all this like super<br>>> and his perspective was what he was<br>worried about was not something made in<br>a lab. What he was worried about is some<br>sort of a natural jump that um goes from<br>animals to people and just wipes us out.<br>That's this was this one doctor told me.<br>>> I don't know. Oh, I feel<br>>> the problem was I would say that too if<br>I was in the middle of gain of function<br>research. I'd say this stuff is nothing.<br>Don't worry about this. What I'd really<br>worry about is chickenpox from chickens.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Is that the big thing now?<br>>> I don't know.<br>>> Well, dude, in our I I I I just don't<br>even know. It's like I don't know if<br>they'd want to wipe us all out, though,<br>because then there's nobody for these<br>like dark lords to play with. I feel<br>like<br>>> I don't think they want to wipe us all<br>out, but I think they want to keep us as<br>controlled as possible, as scared as<br>possible. You see what they did in<br>Canada? They just shot 300 ostriches for<br>no reason.<br>>> [ __ ] that. And Canadians, dude, who also<br>have very good posture. Ostrich is<br>probably great posture for a bird, would<br>you say?<br>>> Well, they have that crazy neck, right?<br>They have to have that posture,<br>otherwise it'll fall down, right?<br>>> Yeah. But still,<br>>> imagine if your neck was like 3 feet<br>long. That would be crazy.<br>>> Best posture I've ever seen in the<br>world.<br>Toronto. Oh yeah. If you had a [ __ ]<br>three-foot neck, dude.<br>>> How crazy. Like everywhere you go, your<br>neck's like a tail,<br>>> bro. Have you seen you around?<br>>> Have you seen those giraffes with a<br>little neck?<br>>> What? pulling [ __ ] up. Cut.<br>>> Oh, I have seen that. It's like a cousin<br>of a giraffe. It looks like an antelope.<br>>> It's like a giraffe.<br>>> Yeah. What are those called?<br>>> Like Mexican giraffes or whatever.<br>>> No, no, no, no. They live in Africa.<br>>> Or<br>>> Whoa. That's crazy. [snorts]<br>>> Want to Oh, look at that,<br>>> bro. That's weird. Wait a minute. Is<br>that Is that<br>>> That's AI dog. That's what it looks<br>like.<br>>> The short neck giraffe native.<br>>> This looks more fake.<br>>> Really?<br>>> Yeah, that looks way fake. They're<br>wearing freaking bowler hats from what<br>they look like. No, I think that's<br>genuinely genuinely what they look like.<br>>> That's the one right there.<br>>> That's it.<br>>> That's that thug. That's kind of how I'm<br>built.<br>>> That is a weird giraffe, man.<br>>> They're from Wakanda. I don't know if<br>that's real.<br>>> Interesting. Oh, from Wakanda. So,<br>they're real. That's real.<br>>> That's definitely real.<br>>> Everything, [laughter] bro. That's the<br>thing. You can't<br>>> You can't tell.<br>>> There's no information anymore. It's all<br>just a blender of [ __ ] who knows.<br>Anything you put into TikTok, the next<br>story, it's merged your last three<br>searches into a new into a new Sora is<br>making new things and it looks so real.<br>It just like I don't even know what if<br>information even mean. It's just it's<br>everything feels so bizarre, you know.<br>>> Don't you feel like that?<br>>> Uhhuh. And it's getting weirder.<br>>> It's getting weirder and harder to tell<br>what's true<br>>> by the month. It's getting weirder fast.<br>>> Yeah. It's getting it's getting very<br>strange.<br>>> So, you got to lock in. I'm trying to<br>think of the things that just even still<br>feel real to me sometimes. You know,<br>>> I think uh this is a real important time<br>to minimize the amount of time you're<br>online.<br>>> Yeah. This is uh as things get<br>squirrelier and squirrelier, check in<br>every now and then, but don't allow<br>yourself to be looking at that goddamn<br>thing all day. Yeah. Because that's part<br>of what's wrong with us is we're staring<br>at these goddamn things all day and<br>they're just hypnotizing us with<br>[ __ ] and just at the end of the day,<br>you're confused, aimless, you go to<br>sleep, you feel depressed. You wake up<br>in the morning, you get up in the middle<br>of the night to piss, you're like, "What<br>is life?"<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> You go back to bed, you're like, "What<br>am I doing?"<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Those things do that. You take away<br>those things and life is pretty normal.<br>>> Yeah,<br>>> they are amplifiers of anxiety.<br>>> Oh, that's for sure.<br>>> For sure. Well, it's even like um they<br>had uh that like a lot of these shooters<br>like people that have like you know<br>these young guys who become what's it<br>called when you see stuff online and it<br>makes you more radicalized<br>>> radicalized. Right.<br>>> How are some of these companies not<br>legally liable? Like if you go to a<br>restaurant, right?<br>>> Right.<br>um and somebody poisons you, you could<br>you could take something up with that<br>restaurant. You poison a bunch of people<br>may sue the restaurant or have some<br>recourse against that restaurant, the<br>food establishment. But that but these<br>these entities like these social media<br>plays like if they radicalize someone<br>and they go shoot somebody or something,<br>there's no like accountability for the<br>company. It doesn't you know what I'm<br>Well, the company is not radicalizing<br>people and I think there's a it's a real<br>danger what you're saying because you<br>know what the what you're saying is<br>you're opening the door to censorship.<br>You're opening the door to the<br>government saying we're here to protect<br>you so you can't talk about certain<br>things because these things can<br>radicalize you because anybody's<br>definition of what radicalizes people is<br>>> it's very variable right like during co<br>I could have been considered someone who<br>radicalizes people against taking a<br>COVID vaccine. that I could have been<br>seen as a science denier and a dangerous<br>person that has to be silenced. You have<br>to remove them from public discourse. So<br>what you're saying by like people<br>getting radicalized, who that's the<br>problem like who's getting radicalized<br>and who's doing it and what is the real<br>reason why you're getting radicalized<br>because you you don't know who the [ __ ]<br>you are.<br>>> So you could be getting radicalized for<br>the better or for the worse, too. For<br>sure.<br>>> So you're just really getting educated<br>really. There's people that get<br>radicalized towards, you know, radical<br>ideas of fitness and will and and<br>discipline because, you know, pay<br>attention to Jaco every morning. There's<br>you can get what is radicalized? You<br>could be a radical you could be into<br>radical kindness.<br>>> You know, you you get radicalized to<br>just be kind to people.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> It's all dependent upon what what are<br>you talking about and who's doing it. So<br>why would the social media platform be<br>in trouble for doing nothing other than<br>giving people a voice? But the algorithm<br>is there an algorithm that at a certain<br>point<br>>> that's where it gets weird algorithm<br>>> that's more what I mean then is the<br>algorithm isn't there some liability to<br>an algorithm like a certain<br>>> but here's the problem the algorithm<br>amplifies what you like so you have to<br>decide what you're looking at<br>>> right<br>>> like you have to have some personal<br>responsibility because<br>>> most of my algorithm particularly like<br>on YouTube is all just stuff I like it's<br>all fun stuff it's all interesting it's<br>all ancient history stuff you know cool<br>cars that people are building that's it<br>that's most of it fights pool matches<br>professional pool matches, a lot of Muay<br>Thai. It's all stuff I'm into. It's<br>nothing is so like why is your algorithm<br>[ __ ] up? Because that's the stuff<br>you're clicking on all the time. And a<br>lot of things I don't know if you could<br>do it on Instagram. Can you do it like I<br>don't like posts like this where you<br>right click on things?<br>>> Yeah, I think you can. But you and I do<br>it on Google News feed and I like if<br>it's a young person is there any more is<br>should there be anything like I agree<br>there is a love there's it's always<br>personal responsibility and I think<br>we're probably in a space where more<br>than ever personal responsibility<br>it's going to be start to thin the herd<br>because it's like who can you know have<br>like control over their own wherewithal<br>you know and what they absorb. Well, we<br>have to learn from other people's<br>mistakes, right? And we kind of are<br>better at that than like, okay, we're<br>better at that as a society than say<br>when societies with alcohol for<br>instance, than a society where alcohol<br>gets introduced into that society where<br>they don't have a history of alcohol.<br>Generally speaking, that destroys<br>civilizations.<br>>> You mean if a place does like when they<br>gave alcohol like to Native Americans,<br>it's a perfect example. Native Americans<br>had no history of alcohol use. United<br>States troops came through did two<br>things. One, killed 90% of them with<br>disease. So 90% of the Native Americans<br>died from disease because they were<br>exposed to smallpox and all sorts of<br>horrible [ __ ] that the Europeans carried<br>over with them. So 90% of them died from<br>that. And then they got pushed into<br>reservations. They got like they got<br>slaughtered by people with guns and all<br>they lost all their land. And then also<br>they get introduced to alcohol. So both<br>everything gets super depressing and you<br>get introduced to alcohol and that is<br>devastating to a society. And to this<br>day reservations have very high rates of<br>alcohol and drug abuse. Very high rates<br>on Native American reservations.<br>>> Oh yeah.<br>>> But if you they're really drinking over<br>there.<br>>> But if you look at us like regular pe<br>like we're talking about alcohol today,<br>right? We're talking about I don't I<br>barely drink anymore. I'll have a drink<br>every now and then and I had one<br>recently. But that's it. Like you can<br>you can I know how to do that. I come<br>from a culture of people who drink. It's<br>common. You know, people drink wine with<br>dinner. It's calm. It's normal. You<br>figure out how to regulate it for the<br>most part. But there's people who won't,<br>right? Yeah.<br>>> But it's not as bad as when there's<br>there no one knows what to do because<br>you've never had it before and then once<br>you get it, you're you're [ __ ] That's<br>the problem also with censorship. That's<br>the problem with like social media. Like<br>you're we're the first people to get it.<br>So we're like basically the Native<br>Americans of social media. Like we're<br>getting it for the first time and it's<br>wrecking our society.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Not to the same level that it did to<br>Native Americans because it also carries<br>a lot of positives.<br>>> It does let you distribute information.<br>You learn about things. There's a lot of<br>positives that come with social media,<br>but also we're the first people that<br>don't know how to handle it. Yeah. the<br>grandchildren and great-grandchildren of<br>us, they will have a much better<br>understanding of what not to do and what<br>to do. Oh, I have an uncle who is uh an<br>addict.<br>>> Yeah,<br>>> he's a Twitter addict. He's a real<br>problem. All he does is yell about<br>politics. He's on his phone 16 hours a<br>day. He doesn't pay attention to his<br>life. He's losing his job because he's a<br>Twitter addict.<br>>> There's people like that just like<br>there's people that are drug addicts.<br>But these are the first ones.<br>>> Got it. I hadn't thought about it like<br>that.<br>>> Yeah. We got to learn how to regulate<br>and I think people are going to learn<br>like a lot of kids are using apps now<br>that limit the amount of time that<br>they're on their social media for like<br>one hour a day you know and<br>>> are they you think a lot of these kids<br>are doing that kids that are that want a<br>better life.<br>>> Yes. at kids that recognize that you<br>could waste time. And when you waste<br>time over long, you know, like junior<br>high school into high school, you really<br>start realizing it and you see the<br>difference between people who don't<br>waste time and really get after it and<br>get things done. And then you see the<br>people that are falling by the wayside.<br>And that's a pattern that establishes<br>>> when you're a teenager pretty much for<br>the whole rest of your life. You know, I<br>knew people that were kind of nerd do<br>dwells in high school that really never<br>got into anything and they never they<br>never tried hard at anything and they<br>stayed like that.<br>>> Yeah. I think it's hard to make a really<br>it's hard to make a change in your life,<br>you know.<br>>> Very hard.<br>>> Um<br>>> very very hard to make a change in how<br>you see life.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> You know, and then you're not going to<br>change your life unless you change the<br>way you see life.<br>>> Yeah. Do you [snorts] um let me think<br>about something else. [laughter] Sorry.<br>My brain sometimes gets hard to like<br>keep going.<br>>> Um, how are the fights, man? Did you<br>have fun?<br>>> Yeah. Yeah, it's always fun. Mass Square<br>Garden's crazy. It's It's There's a few<br>buildings in this world that have like a<br>a tangible feel when you're when you're<br>in them. Like, woo, this is the garden,<br>bro. I've been there a ton of times. I<br>performed there. It doesn't matter.<br>Every time I go there, when I walk into<br>that building, I'm like, woo, we're at<br>the [ __ ] garden.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Got to be on your P's and Q's, son. We<br>got to be ready to go. in the garden. I<br>think fighters feel it too. I think they<br>get extra amped to fight in the garden.<br>>> Yeah. Dustin said that he went to watch<br>the fights. Was there a lot of um Was<br>there?<br>>> Yeah. Yeah.<br>>> I didn't get to watch.<br>>> Yeah. Anic DC and me.<br>>> Let's go.<br>>> And Megan. Megan was there too. Megan<br>Levy. Oh, she's the best<br>person.<br>>> Her and her husband. They're both salt<br>of the earth.<br>>> The best.<br>>> The best.<br>>> Their whole I mean I will say this. They<br>have one of the best staffs of any<br>sporting group I've ever been around in<br>my life.<br>>> For sure. Yeah. The UFC staff is very<br>much like a family.<br>>> Amber, Nicole, that<br>>> we all know each other so well. We've<br>hung out together so long. Like<br>everybody's all hugging everybody<br>backstage. It's a beautiful place to<br>work.<br>>> And Bruce is doing his stretches.<br>There's so many little things going on<br>and you just get to see them all happen.<br>It's always the same people, you know.<br>And um<br>>> yeah, we travel around the world<br>together. Well, I don't anymore, but I<br>used to travel with those guys around<br>the world. And they, you know, they'll<br>they'll go from here and now they're<br>going to Cotter the<br>>> I was gonna go.<br>>> Were you really?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Yeah, man. That's a long ass flight,<br>son.<br>>> I know. I went over there.<br>>> They're gonna make you put on the<br>outfit.<br>>> I put on the outfit already once.<br>>> Did you like it?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> You thinking maybe I could live here if<br>I get in trouble? [laughter]<br>>> I thought they were I thought they were<br>going to take my life and not let me<br>come back. Not them. But you just never<br>know in the Middle East what's going on,<br>you know.<br>>> Yeah. What does that uh outfit mean? It<br>>> It's called a throbe. I think you can<br>see a picture of me in it. Yeah, I've<br>seen it. They use it to to attack you<br>for stuff online.<br>>> Oh, yeah.<br>>> You're in the pocket type [ __ ] Boy,<br>look at that [ __ ]<br>>> bro. It looks good.<br>>> I like how theirs has a collar.<br>>> It's a little more modern.<br>>> I think you have to put the head thing<br>on like if you're like listening to<br>music or whatever.<br>>> Be a real problem if you're grappling<br>with that thing, though. Limit your uh<br>hip movement. People could control you a<br>little bit better.<br>>> Well, hopefully the person you're<br>grappling with is also wearing it.<br>>> That's true. But, you know, you're<br>slowing down the game.<br>>> Yeah, you're right. [laughter]<br>a hell of a ghee.<br>>> You're wearing a bathrobe. You're not<br>even wearing a ghee. You're wearing an<br>ankle length bathrobe.<br>>> Yeah, I was going to go get in the way.<br>>> I was going to go. I was kind of But<br>yeah.<br>>> Did you like going over there? What was<br>your experience?<br>>> Yeah, man. I liked it. I mean, obviously<br>they treat you a little bit different<br>cuz you know<br>>> you're not gay.<br>>> Yeah,<br>>> that<br>>> Thank you for saying that. And uh Okay,<br>[laughter] just so we got that out<br>there. And I am looking for love. I did<br>meet somebody that thought was kind of<br>cool, but who knows, you know? Um, how<br>do Jewish people feel like going over<br>there?<br>>> I I'm sure that they're probably I mean<br>I I feel like they're all kind of in<br>cahoots over there. You don't really<br>know what's going on. [laughter]<br>>> Qatar is a Muslim country,<br>>> right? But that's what I'm saying. Like<br>if I was a Jew and I was traveling<br>around the world right now, I'd be like,<br>>> "Do I stop in here?"<br>>> Yeah. Maybe I want to fly into Sweden<br>instead, [laughter] you know?<br>>> I guess. I don't know. Didar Did they<br>Did any of those countries help with<br>Palestine? I don't know. It was hard to<br>know what was going on.<br>>> Well, I think there was talk of Do you<br>sayQatar or Qatar?<br>>> You're right. Qatar. Katar.<br>>> Yeah. Qatar.<br>>> Yeah. Um there was talk in the beginning<br>of them helping to rebuild<br>um you know, but this was like when<br>Trump said the wildest [ __ ] of all time<br>that we're going to take over and we're<br>going to we're going to turn it into the<br>what did he say? The Mediterranean of<br>the Middle East. [laughter]<br>Like what the [ __ ] are you saying? That<br>was one of those things that maybe made<br>people go, "Wait, is he really crazy?<br>How are we going to take over? How you<br>going to take it?" It's like when he was<br>talking about Greenland, like maybe<br>we're going to take Greenland. Like,<br>hey,<br>>> what<br>>> why do they want Greenland?<br>>> Let's ask perplexity. Why is the<br>[laughter]<br>>> Good question.<br>>> Ask perplexity. Why is the United States<br>interested in acquiring Greenland?<br>>> You'd think there's something up there.<br>>> You know what I would think? What?<br>>> Let's imagine a world where the climate<br>does radically shift,<br>>> right? And uh by the way, I think human<br>beings play a part of it. I've had a lot<br>of these conversations with people and I<br>saw a video that was criticizing<br>something today saying how, you know,<br>talking about how much money there is in<br>climate change and pushing the climate<br>change narrative. And then that didn't<br>compare to the amount of money that's in<br>the fossil fuel promoting fossil fuels.<br>That is 100% true, but it doesn't<br>discount the fact that there's a [ __ ]<br>ton of money to be made from green<br>energy. That's why they're promoting it.<br>You really can't stop fossil fuel.<br>That's the inside wink. Everything is<br>made with oil. Everything. Your<br>pharmaceuticals, all of your<br>electronics, plastics, tires, everything<br>is made with You ain't stopping oil.<br>However, this idea of reducing carbon<br>footprint, there 100% is money in that<br>and there's money in the whole green<br>energy narrative. There's money. This is<br>why Bill Gates recently abandoned saying<br>he totally backtracked on what he was<br>saying.<br>>> Oh, climate climate change.<br>>> Yeah, he totally backtracked on it<br>because people were starting to<br>investigate and looking at why are you<br>saying this and are you making money off<br>of this? Do you are you do you have like<br>certain stocks that would rise and where<br>you'd make an extraordinary amount of<br>money if you promoted these certain<br>narratives publicly? Yeah. Yeah. That's<br>part of what's going on.<br>>> However, there was giant solar activity<br>this week. And this is what I'm talking<br>about<br>>> in Greenland.<br>>> Yes. No, in America. Giant solar<br>activity where people were seeing the<br>northern lights in Texas. Yes. In<br>[ __ ] Texas. Okay. And a friend of<br>mine who is well Brett Weinstein I'm<br>pretty sure I could say it was him. it's<br>not a secret. Um was telling me like<br>this is like a significant uh like<br>amount of solar activity kind of<br>unprecedented and very dangerous and if<br>it gets bigger than a certain wave which<br>they can't really predict like these<br>solar flares they just they don't have a<br>clock on the sun like oh on November<br>17th it'll be 82 degrees. No, it does<br>whatever the [ __ ] it wants. And<br>sometimes it does mass ejections, man.<br>And these huge bursts<br>and these huge bursts can wipe out<br>satellites, wipe out telecommunication,<br>wipe it out, and change the [ __ ]<br>temperature of the Earth.<br>>> [ __ ] dude. What the [ __ ]<br>>> Um, go back to that [ __ ] going on.<br>>> Go back to that Greenland thing, please,<br>cuz we didn't get a chance to<br>[clears throat] read it,<br>>> dude. Uh, United States is interested in<br>acquiring Greenland for a combination of<br>strategic, economic, and security<br>reasons. Greenland's geographic location<br>makes it a critical asset for US<br>defense, especially for monitoring<br>activities in the Arctic and North<br>Atlantic, as well as for tracking<br>potential Russian military movements and<br>securing early warning capabilities for<br>missile threats. That makes sense. You<br>know what also makes sense? If uh it<br>gets green because the Earth temperature<br>changes<br>>> because you're investing ahead of time.<br>>> Greenland maybe used to be green. You<br>know what I'm saying?<br>>> Yeah. I mean, I would bet at some point<br>it did. I think they discovered<br>Greenland like officially.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> In like I want to say the 1800s they<br>they they listed Greenland as a<br>continent. But there's maps of Greenland<br>like detailed maps of Greenland from<br>like the 1500s.<br>>> Do you think that they can Do you think<br>that it's controllable or they could<br>start to thought out whoever owns it<br>all?<br>>> It's uncontrollable. No. So that's not<br>this is the scariest thing about the<br>temperature of Earth that we need to<br>come to grips with. It it is not static.<br>It changes and it changes all the time<br>and sometimes it changes in horrific<br>ways where it turns into a [ __ ] ice<br>age. And if that happens, we all have to<br>move to the equator. And that's what<br>happens. That's what happens in in human<br>history. That's why you see these like<br>super advanced civilizations that came<br>out of South America. Like well, they<br>were probably the only people that were<br>able to live like normally during the<br>ice age. During the ice age, like if<br>you're in North America, you're you're a<br>[ __ ] caveman. You're covered in<br>animal furs, you know, you're trudging<br>through the snow.<br>>> You're hiding.<br>>> You're hiding. Things are hunting you.<br>If you're living in the Amazon jungle<br>during that same time, man, you're<br>probably in like like think of like the<br>with the Aztecs, you know, the<br>>> How tall were they the Aztecs overall?<br>>> Here's the thing. But here's<br>[clears throat] the thing about the<br>Aztec Aztec ruins is what I was going to<br>get to. They found them that way. The<br>Aztecs that lived there, they didn't<br>build them. They found them that way.<br>They uncovered them in the jungle,<br>>> the ruins.<br>>> They're a part of a civilization that's<br>even older than them.<br>>> They found that plate. They didn't build<br>it.<br>>> They found they built some things, but<br>they found those things there. So the<br>their great great ancestors were<br>probably the ones who built it<br>initially. And if you think about the<br>ice age, if there's any advanced<br>civilizations, it's going to be in the<br>places that aren't frozen,<br>>> you know? And all of North America,<br>dude, half of North America was under at<br>least a mile of ice. Hold on, let me<br>think about it. Half of North America<br>was under at least one mile of ice.<br>>> Yeah. You know how it's flat in like a<br>lot of Wisconsin? Wisconsin has areas<br>called the drifless areas. And that's<br>the areas where the the where the these<br>giant glaciers didn't just plow over the<br>earth. So they have hills and mountains<br>and [ __ ] Everything else is just flat.<br>That flat [ __ ] that's from two miles of<br>[ __ ] ice just erasing anything<br>that was there before it.<br>>> Like a bulldozer.<br>>> So if there was a civilization that<br>lived on Earth up there 20,000 years<br>ago, [ __ ] you ain't finding nothing.<br>>> You ain't getting [ __ ]<br>>> You ain't finding nothing.<br>>> You ain't getting [ __ ]<br>>> And they were all down in South America.<br>That's what I think that happened.<br>That's why they had such advanced<br>civilizations<br>>> and so many artifacts and stuff cuz<br>that's where it was possible. all kinds<br>of weird [ __ ] that they don't understand<br>like cities that were in the Amazon<br>jungle that they're discovering now.<br>>> But what happens Joe? Say it starts to<br>like things are, you know, it starts to<br>devolve even more. What happens? Where<br>do we meet up? I know we've talked about<br>this before. I think we said Denver or<br>whatever.<br>>> I think Denver's lost. I think Denver<br>bringing wolves back to Denver. These<br>dumb asses.<br>>> Well, I wouldn't mind a wolf or two, but<br>I'm just saying what what do we do, man?<br>That's what I'm saying. Like, if it gets<br>weird, we have to have some plan. And<br>it's already getting weird, right?<br>>> It's getting real weird. Yeah,<br>>> it's getting weird. And the the but the<br>reality what I was getting to is you<br>can't control the Earth's temperature.<br>You can't control the Earth's future<br>because there's a bunch of factors. Even<br>if you say, okay, let's let's all agree<br>on something first. Let's agree that<br>human beings have a detrimental effect<br>on Earth. We can all agree on that.<br>Let's say let's agree that human beings<br>overfish the ocean. Let's all agree on<br>that. Let's all agree that we pollute<br>the air. We pollute the oceans. We<br>pollute the rivers. All that is<br>terrible. All that should be fixed.<br>Let's all agree on that. Once we agree<br>on that, that's not the greatest that<br>threat to human life. The greatest<br>threat to human life is asteroid<br>impacts. Well, nuclear war for sure if<br>we do that to each other. That's number<br>one. But after that, it's asteroid<br>impacts. And asteroid impacts, you can't<br>do a [ __ ] thing about them. You could<br>do something.<br>>> Uh-uh. No. They're not ready yet. They<br>can't do anything yet.<br>>> You couldn't do something. You could<br>hide behind. You could<br>>> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.<br>>> You could do something.<br>>> No. You could wear something. You could<br>wear something.<br>>> No. Okay, you're being silly.<br>>> No. You know that three-ey atlas? That<br>one that just passed through? It's the<br>size of Manhattan and it's made out of<br>metal. It's a giant chunk of nickel.<br>That's the size of Manhattan.<br>>> It's billions of years old and it's<br>going how many thousands of miles an<br>hour was it going?<br>>> Put that into how fast was three eye<br>atlas. It doesn't matter where you are.<br>Everything's dead.<br>>> The whole planet's dead.<br>>> Okay. Cuz what happens? You have<br>roaches, some [ __ ] underground<br>mammals that survive.<br>>> But you're saying it hits the planet and<br>then what happens? That's what I'm<br>asking.<br>>> Everybody dies.<br>>> It go It's It's miles deep into Earth in<br>the first second. Miles deep.<br>>> But does it like impact like does the<br>Earth like shift over 20 ft? Like a<br>massive explosion?<br>>> Oh, you're so you're saying there's an<br>explosion.<br>>> This not just an explosion, but it<br>creates nuclear winter. Like the entire<br>earth is covered in in volcanic ash.<br>Like you're [ __ ] Everything's dead.<br>Like most of the earth is dead.<br>>> Okay.<br>>> So, uh<br>>> maybe I'm not understanding it fully.<br>>> Seems like it. It's going approximately<br>155,000 mph.<br>>> You didn't say that.<br>>> This makes the fastest interstellar<br>object yet observed with its velocity<br>accelerating as it approaches the sun<br>and then gradually slowing as it moves<br>away. So, it's 250,000<br>kilometers per hour. Earlier<br>measurements uh as it entered the solar<br>system recorded speeds of 130,000 to<br>140,000 mph.<br>>> Sunny Bay.<br>>> So, it's the size of Manhattan. It's<br>made out of nickel. Okay, let's Google<br>this. What is the observed mass of uh<br>this object?<br>>> How big is it? What is the observed mass<br>of uh three eye atlas?<br>Observed mass of three of it. Okay, let<br>us see what it says.<br>Observe. Look how quick it did that.<br>Just Google all those articles. The<br>observed mass is estimated to be over 33<br>billion tons.<br>>> Okay, hold on. Let me let me think about<br>how much that is real quick.<br>>> It's a lot. 33 billion billion tons.<br>>> How much is one ton? 2,000 lb.<br>>> Okay.<br>>> What else is 33 billion tons?<br>>> That's a great question, dude.<br>>> Very good question, Jamie.<br>>> Look how researches. [snorts] Estimated<br>mass of three Atlas, 33 billion tons,<br>roughly equivalent to the mass of<br>Manhattan Island, which is about 3.1<br>miles across, similar in size to the<br>comet's estimated nucleus diameter. This<br>means the comet's mass is roughly<br>comparable to a large city in solid<br>matter terms.<br>>> Amen.<br>>> 33 billion tons.<br>>> Well, I'm going<br>>> three to five orders of magnitude<br>heavier than previous inter interstellar<br>objects like uamuamu.<br>>> 500 what?<br>>> Far smaller than the heaviest known<br>comets in our solar system. Look at this<br>one. um one C204<br>whatever whatever uh which weighs around<br>500 trillion tons with a diameter of<br>about 128 km 80 miles.<br>>> I didn't think that it was Yeah. I think<br>I had a different concept of it.<br>>> Yeah. So<br>>> I had something small. I had something<br>like that. Something that<br>>> Oh no, those hit all the time. Things<br>like [clears throat] that hit all the<br>time. And<br>>> to find them is Antarctica because<br>Antarctica is all white. So they go out<br>there and they see things on the ground<br>that are meteors. Is it true they won't<br>let us up there? Is that true? That's a<br>myth.<br>>> No, there's places where you you're not<br>supposed to fly, but there's a bunch of<br>reasons for that. One of them, I'm sure<br>they're probably doing military research<br>up there, but also um so they have<br>restricted airspace, but also it's<br>really dangerous and if you crash, they<br>want to have to rescue you. Like there's<br>nothing up there. Like you will die, you<br>know, most likely. And they don't they<br>don't want to have to try to die going<br>to get you. It's sketchy as [ __ ] going<br>up there.<br>>> [ __ ] yeah, it is, dude. I couldn't even<br>imagine it. I mean, I'm trying to think.<br>We used to go skiing or whatever. Like<br>in Iowa somewhere or in I think it was<br>in Iowa in the winter they have like a<br>place called Sundown, I think it was.<br>It's [ __ ] freezing. Like we went to<br>Whistler, Canada one time to go skiing.<br>Freezing cold. I can't even imagine<br>being at the Antarctica. How cold does<br>it get?<br>>> Oh, it's cold as [ __ ] It's not just<br>cold. There's no one there. Like they do<br>these um<br>>> You can't even tell anybody it's cold<br>cuz there's nobody even there. You just<br>>> I wonder what they're studying up there.<br>They have scientific communities up<br>there. They have like groups of<br>scientists that live up there year round<br>or at least that's got to be weird.<br>>> Oh, it's got to be hell.<br>>> And do they get to bring their wives and<br>children up there?<br>>> Did you ever see that John Carpenter<br>movie? The thing,<br>>> bro, you never saw that movie, Kirk<br>Douglas. I mean, uh, not Kirk Douglas.<br>>> Michael Douglas.<br>>> Um, god damn it. Kurt Russell. Kurt<br>Russell.<br>>> Awesome. Great.<br>>> It was, dude, movie is incredible.<br>>> I've seen that fun horror movie from<br>like I guess it was probably like the<br>80s.<br>>> The Thing. Yeah,<br>>> that thing remember<br>>> there's a comic in that movie.<br>>> TK Carter, a dude who used to perform at<br>the store. Yeah, he was at the store and<br>then he started getting he started<br>getting big movies and he was in The<br>Thing.<br>>> That's wild.<br>>> John Carver. I remember that dude. I<br>used to hang out with him.<br>>> That's cool.<br>>> Yeah. And The Thing was uh like at the<br>time like one of the craziest special<br>effects ever. It looks<br>>> kind of corny now.<br>>> Yeah,<br>>> cuz it's goofy looking, but<br>>> but maybe they'll remake it or<br>something. Sometimes they do that. But<br>it was about them finding like some<br>spaceship in Antarctica. I believe it<br>was. I think it was Antarctica.<br>>> I think right up.<br>>> Was that where it took place?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> People want us I think people want us to<br>find something. I think people are<br>looking for stuff right now. People are<br>trying to look for something to give<br>things a little bit more meaning to<br>them. You know,<br>>> that's also part of the confusion is<br>everybody's telling you constantly that<br>aliens are real. You're hearing it<br>constantly and no one's even flinching.<br>>> Well, if they are real, they don't give<br>a [ __ ] about us. That's what I'm telling<br>you.<br>>> Why do you think that? You've been<br>listening to Neil Degrasse Tyson?<br>>> No. Not a chance. A [laughter]<br>and B. Uh,<br>dude. But B, dude, they're not coming<br>here and visiting, dude. I<br>>> They are.<br>>> I think they are.<br>>> Here's what I think about it.<br>>> I believe that Earth will used to be<br>this fun place. Aliens would come and<br>visit. It's almost like it's this cool<br>tourist park or whatever. And aliens<br>would bring their kids here when they<br>had like holidays or whatever, right?<br>And now it's like that old place you<br>don't take your kids to anymore. or it's<br>like an old theme park that's kind of<br>gone by the wayside. And now I think<br>aliens are taking their kids. They're<br>traveling other places on their<br>vacations. You know what I'm talking<br>about?<br>>> Where do you think they're going?<br>>> Places we don't know cuz we're still<br>[ __ ] here.<br>>> Avatar, Pandora.<br>>> Yeah. They're going to dope ass places.<br>Like if they pull up here and their kids<br>are like, "You took us to [ __ ] Earth.<br>This place sucks dick. My<br>>> They land in India. They see a river<br>that's clogged up with water bottles.<br>Like what the [ __ ] is this shit?"<br>>> Yeah. People washing their hair in<br>[ __ ] booty water or whatever. Like<br>get us out of here. out of here.<br>>> This isn't even cool. Yeah.<br>>> No, this place sucks. You know what's<br>cool in India? The old stuff.<br>>> So, that's what I do believe though.<br>>> There's a temple in India that is one of<br>the most confusing places I've ever seen<br>where where people describe its mass and<br>like how it's made. It was carved out of<br>a mountain. The whole temple was<br>entirely carved out of a mountain. It<br>wasn't it wasn't built. They removed the<br>mountain and created this insane like<br>very symmetrical, incredibly intricate<br>temple. It doesn't show any chisel marks<br>on it. It's like hundreds of millions of<br>tons of rocks have been removed. That<br>thing, bro, have you ever seen that?<br>>> No, I haven't.<br>>> Dude, I watched a whole YouTube<br>documentary on it last night. What is it<br>called again?<br>>> Khisa Temple.<br>>> Khisa Temple. Dude, it's [ __ ]<br>bananas.<br>So, they think it was made, it says<br>6,000 years ago.<br>>> Chiseled out of rock.<br>>> 8th century is what I was just reading<br>before I<br>>> Yeah, I I thought it was like much more<br>recent. That's tough.<br>>> It's like they think it's 2,000 years<br>old, right? Is that what they think it<br>is?<br>>> Um, how old do they think? Okay. 756 to<br>777 current era. So, that's like the<br>year 773. Um, so it's even less than<br>2,000 years old.<br>>> Yeah. So they think I don't know how<br>they know this but who whatever they<br>know who whoever [ __ ] made it how<br>whoever 2000 years ago made this [ __ ]<br>how. See if you can Jamie see if you can<br>find a video on it where they can uh<br>they describe it or they go through it.<br>>> Dude, it's nuts. The the video I was<br>watching last night on YouTube. I'm I'm<br>my jaw was open. I was like this is<br>crazy.<br>>> Wow.<br>>> It's so detailed. And when you think<br>about the just the sheer effort of<br>making this and if one person [ __ ] this<br>up, one person [ __ ] this up, this whole<br>project's ruined because you're not<br>building it. You're carving it out of<br>the mountain. You can't recarve and they<br>did it perfectly. It's nuts, man. It's<br>really truly nuts.<br>>> You got to plan ahead with that.<br>>> Yeah. You think?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> But how did they do it so well? I mean,<br>how is it so beautiful? How is it so<br>symmetrical? How How did they Who<br>[ __ ] asked for this to be built? How<br>long did it take? This is nuts, man.<br>[ __ ] This is This whole thing is It's<br>so impressive. It's so impressive.<br>Almost more impressive than some of the<br>stuff from ancient Egypt.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Because it's all one piece of stone.<br>They the the whole thing. Whoever these<br>people were, man. I I believe<br>>> I wish they wrote books. I wish they<br>wrote books on how they did this. And if<br>they have the books, let them out. Look<br>at these pillars, man. Look at this<br>whole thing. It's all carved out of the<br>mountain. It's bananas.<br>Like, it's so special.<br>>> Oh, yeah. That's nice.<br>>> Because I don't I mean, I'm barely<br>grasping it. I'm trying to put myself in<br>a position of someone who's there<br>physically and looking at this where I<br>I'm sure I would be blown away. I'm sure<br>you don't have enough time in a month to<br>really go over this place and really get<br>a feel for it<br>>> because it's it's so insane. Someone was<br>able to do that that long ago.<br>>> Well, the pe people used to have to like<br>I think the amount of time and attention<br>you would put into things, you didn't<br>have a lot of other things taking your<br>attention probably.<br>>> Also, I think things have happened and<br>we forgot about those things. And I<br>think things like asteroid impacts,<br>things like super volcanoes, these ice<br>ages, things have happened and destroyed<br>civilization and we've forgotten a lot<br>of it and we're relearning it and we're<br>refiguring it out now. That's what I<br>think. That's how you find stuff like<br>that. Like that that that one doesn't<br>even make sense.<br>>> Like<br>and also if you make that who just left<br>it there? Why' you guys move? [laughter]<br>Why where'd you go? Where'd you go where<br>you just left this there? That's nuts.<br>>> Yeah. I'm trying to think a while.<br>>> That's the Aztecs, too. That's There's a<br>bunch of these structures that people<br>just left or they all got diseases<br>>> or wiped out. Yeah. I'm sure they<br>probably got wiped out because even if<br>everybody leaves and if if there's a<br>nice place, right, everybody leaves,<br>somebody would some people would stay<br>like, "No, we're just going to stay."<br>>> Probably got wiped out. That's how<br>they're not there. That's<br>>> something would happen. And probably<br>like you're saying by weather or<br>something big, you know?<br>>> Maybe weather. Um but I think a lot of<br>it is people traveling with a new<br>disease. I think that that killed people<br>in giant chunks all throughout history.<br>That that's what they think happened to<br>the Mayans. That's what also they think<br>happened to the people that lived in the<br>Amazon. These like the city of Z, the<br>lost city of Z. Did you ever see that<br>movie? Yeah.<br>>> With George um<br>>> Percy Richards. Is that what the guy's<br>name was?<br>>> Percy Faucet.<br>>> Percy Percy Faucet. So Percy Faucet was<br>this uh explorer that went down there.<br>And so what happened was a group of<br>people had said they went down to the<br>Amazon and they found these golden<br>cities, these spectacular civilizations.<br>>> God, I would like that.<br>>> And they went back to Europe and told<br>everybody. And then a hundred years<br>later, they returned to try to find<br>these things. At least 100. It might<br>have been longer, right?<br>>> All the [ __ ] was gone. Everything was<br>gone. Wow. Because those first guys<br>brought over the cooties.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> They brought over diseases. They brought<br>over diseases. And they killed<br>everybody. And they didn't even<br>>> How were they spreading the diseases<br>though? You think<br>>> just being around them, man? Like we<br>Europeans, I shouldn't say we.<br>>> And nobody noticed that they had<br>something wrong with them.<br>>> They were used to it, man. They were<br>used to being sick. They were used to<br>those diseases that you know they had<br>developed immunity over generations.<br>>> But if you show up at my house with a<br>disease, right, at a certain like I'm<br>going to maybe see that something could<br>be wrong with you, you think, or you<br>think it's just hidden in your path?<br>>> They probably had no fear of it. They<br>probably had no fear of it because they<br>had never encountered it before. But you<br>know, they do believe it's possible that<br>the Native Americans gave the Europeans<br>syphilis.<br>>> Type shift.<br>>> Yeah, type shift.<br>>> Yeah,<br>>> that's it. That's what they say.<br>[laughter] So I said type shift. That's<br>what kids say sometimes.<br>>> Yeah. When my daughter doesn't want to<br>swear, she says type shift.<br>>> She does. Oh, I like that. That's cool.<br>How are your daughters doing? Good.<br>>> Great, man.<br>>> They're awesome.<br>>> My youngest one loves you.<br>>> A I miss I miss getting that. Did they<br>go to the fight, too?<br>>> No, they're going to they're going to go<br>to a future one, though. I'll let you<br>know. They do.<br>>> They like hanging out with you. They<br>said it's so fun. They're fun, dude.<br>They're so funny. It's just been funny<br>to because I just see them incrementally<br>over the years to get to see them grow<br>up and just like<br>>> When did we I was just thinking this.<br>When did we do our first podcast<br>together? Do you remember?<br>>> I don't know.<br>>> Was it like 10 years ago?<br>>> No way.<br>>> Eight.<br>>> I would have been Let's see. I'll look<br>it up.<br>>> It's been a while.<br>>> Yeah, man. I can't believe that we've<br>been<br>>> And you back then, um,<br>>> it's all been going on this long.<br>>> Yeah. I would have never imagined that<br>you would go down this road and be<br>really good at it, man. Like you're real<br>sincere with people. You ask real good<br>questions, you know? You're you're very<br>present, you know, like you're really<br>you're funny, but you're also trying to<br>really understand what they're saying.<br>That's a delicate balance, you know, of<br>be silly and be funny, but also like pay<br>respect to whatever they're trying to<br>say and try to figure out where they're<br>coming from, you know?<br>>> Yeah. Well, thanks, [snorts] dude. Yeah,<br>I try to be. I think there's been a<br>couple times where it's like uh Yeah, I<br>try to be I don't really know what I'm,<br>you know, like I don't not know what I'm<br>doing. I mean, I work hard, right? Like<br>I work hard.<br>>> You figure it out as you go along,<br>right?<br>>> Yeah. And I'm still kind of figuring it<br>out, you know? I don't know sometimes<br>like<br>what like my purpose is in it or um<br>>> You don't have to have a purpose.<br>>> You don't think?<br>>> Maybe that's a trap, huh?<br>>> Yeah, it's a trap. I think you should<br>have a direction.<br>>> I do notice I meet a lot of people and I<br>care about what's going on in their<br>lives.<br>>> Yeah, that's a direction. That's good.<br>Yeah, that's bad. That makes me feel<br>import that makes me feel not important<br>to me but of some value, right? Like<br>even last week when we had Gary Ciss on,<br>he was talking about his son like his<br>son passed away of cancer like within<br>the past year<br>>> and uh just talking about his son,<br>right? Like it was just nice, you know,<br>it was nice for us to sit there together<br>and just talk about his son, right? Like<br>stuff like that. Like I think it mean it<br>just makes me feel like I don't know<br>that kind of stuff means something to<br>me. So, do you feel like in your regular<br>life you're not connected enough to<br>people that are talking to you like<br>that? Is that it?<br>>> Man, that's kind of interesting. I think<br>I do sometimes have a problem with<br>connection sometimes, you know?<br>>> So, you somehow or another can be more<br>connected publicly than you can be<br>privately.<br>>> Dude, is that so weird you say that?<br>I've thought about that before.<br>>> Well, I thought about that because of my<br>friendship with you because like<br>sometimes you tell me things on air that<br>you don't tell me things in private. And<br>sometimes in private,<br>you know, look, I love you very much.<br>And<br>I always try to reach out because the<br>last thing you want is a friend that<br>maybe is going through some [ __ ] not<br>doing well, and maybe you could have<br>reached out and you didn't. You know,<br>that feeling, it's a terrible feeling.<br>>> Yeah. you know that you could have<br>helped your friend and you didn't help<br>your friend, you know, but you are you<br>have a hard time expressing yourself in<br>person sometimes, you know, like<br>sometimes I'd be asking like like what's<br>tell me what's up, tell me what's<br>bothering you, you know, tell me like<br>how do you feel, what' you do, how and<br>there's like a thing where I was almost<br>like a blockade where you'd rather just<br>like ignore it. You know what I mean?<br>>> Yeah. But then when you're talking<br>publicly, you like to address<br>everything, which I I find very<br>interesting. It's like you almost feel<br>more comfortable exposing various parts<br>of things that you don't like about life<br>or your life or what's bothering you<br>about life publicly. You're better off,<br>you're better at doing that than you are<br>privately with your friends.<br>>> I think there's this thing inside of me<br>sometimes that I feel like people don't<br>trust me one-on-one.<br>>> They don't trust you<br>>> or there's some trust thing. Maybe it's<br>not me. I I don't know. I'm trying to<br>think about<br>>> you don't trust them maybe.<br>>> No, I don't know. There's I'm trying to<br>think of as you're telling as you're as<br>we're talking about this, I'm trying to<br>like feel it at the same time and see<br>what I'm feeling about it, you know?<br>Right.<br>>> Because it's interesting to me because I<br>love thinking about this kind of stuff,<br>you know, like like and trying to figure<br>out why I operate or why we operate<br>certain ways, you know?<br>>> Right.<br>>> Yeah. I think sometimes um I don't know.<br>It's hard for me to maybe say what's<br>going on sometimes. Um sometimes I don't<br>know what's going on. Um,<br>you know, sometimes I like just Yeah. If<br>I talk with somebody and then some of<br>the biggest conversations I have are on<br>podcasting now, it's like, you know,<br>that's when I'll talk the most. And so<br>I'll sit there and have moments that are<br>like, um, that's kind of my biggest<br>conversations. Well, it's kind of the<br>only time you have real conversations<br>because every other time you have<br>conversations, there's usually multiple<br>people around and everyone's checking<br>their phone,<br>>> you know, and everyone's going in and<br>out of the room and everyone's going to<br>take a leak like green room<br>conversations. They're real. It's kind<br>of almost like a podcast in and of<br>itself, right?<br>>> But<br>>> yeah, it's fun.<br>>> But there's also people showing each<br>other funny memes and, you know, we're<br>all watching videos, [ __ ] up things<br>that happened.<br>>> Yeah. Listening to music, joking around.<br>a little bit more of a bigger<br>atmosphere,<br>>> right? But but the point is it's like<br>you don't have these kind of<br>conversations outside of podcast. The<br>only time you or I have these kind of<br>conversations is right in front of each<br>other where we agree we're going to just<br>sit and talk for like three [ __ ]<br>hours with no interruptions. Yeah.<br>>> It's kind of weird. But I feel like in<br>that form you get relaxed and in that<br>form you you talk about yourself like<br>honestly you you're introspective and<br>open about it which I find very<br>fascinating that you don't do that<br>privately.<br>>> Yeah. Yeah. It's funny. It is kind of<br>interesting. I don't know why either. I<br>think maybe there's something where like<br>I thought like um<br>like I have like<br>I'm<br>I have to there's something inside of me<br>that has to be of value or something. I<br>don't know. I'm trying to figure<br>>> you don't want to be a burden maybe like<br>you don't want to annoy people with<br>talking about your problems. So, here's<br>the thing. Like, when you start talking<br>about like having issues in life, I was<br>shocked cuz I thought about all the<br>times that I'm with you, like it's<br>Theo's always life of the party. We're<br>always having fun. I don't get it. Like,<br>how how could be possibly be not doing<br>well? That don't even make sense to me.<br>I was like, "Everybody loves him. He's<br>so fun to be around,<br>>> you know? Like, why would you not feel<br>good? That don't make sense, you know?"<br>So, then I had to listen to you talk<br>like in podcast and I was like, "Oh,<br>okay. Well, there's some ways that he<br>talks<br>publicly that you don't necessarily talk<br>a lot privately. So, like your friends<br>sometimes don't even know if things<br>aren't going so well.<br>>> Well, I think for some reason whenever I<br>started podcasting, I started to kind of<br>have a conversation with myself for like<br>sometimes the first time in my life<br>maybe where I was like having like some<br>dialogue with myself, you know,<br>>> cuz you did a lot of them solo too,<br>right?<br>>> Yeah, probably the first hundred or<br>something were solo or something pretty<br>much.<br>>> Yeah. And so then you're you're forcing<br>yourself to do a totally new thing,<br>which is to not just like go on<br>momentum, but to actually think about<br>something for like at least an hour<br>where you're talking and just thinking<br>about stuff.<br>>> Yeah. And that was probably the most fun<br>I ever had in some ways, I think. And<br>also it was like a it was like a<br>learning. Um and then now like people<br>can call in our show and they'll leave<br>voicemails. So sometimes we'll listen to<br>those and talk about that kind of stuff.<br>And that's something I want to get more<br>into because that's something that I<br>like really care about, you know. Mhm.<br>>> Um<br>>> but yeah, I don't know. I don't know why<br>some ways are easier for me than others.<br>I have thought about that before though,<br>you know.<br>>> Yeah,<br>>> I have thought about that. It's the same<br>reason like even being like in a<br>relationship. I remember like like when<br>I was when I was like like would get in<br>a relationship with a with a with a<br>woman. It was so hard for me to like<br>look at them or like to be super close.<br>>> Like that was super hard. But it was<br>easy for me to have a microphone and<br>talk to people in a group,<br>>> right?<br>>> You know, like there's some things that<br>are just like like I just feel like a<br>lot of like pressure. I feel like when I<br>was in like that kind of situation like<br>um I think there was something about it<br>like if somebody uh<br>I don't know. I think there was always a<br>part of me like when I was young like if<br>I looked<br>if I looked somebody in the eyes or<br>something like they weren't going to<br>they weren't going to believe me<br>>> really. Does that make any sense at all?<br>Does that I know it's a weird thing to<br>say, but<br>>> No, it does make sense.<br>>> There was a part of me like,<br>>> "Yeah."<br>>> Yeah. And I'm not trying to like<br>self-pity or like look at like, you<br>know, do I seem like I'm being<br>self-pity? No.<br>>> Okay, good. Cuz I like to examine stuff,<br>but I'm not like,<br>>> you know, being like, "Woe is me." I'm<br>just trying to like look at it, right?<br>>> Well, you got to think as a kid growing<br>up, you had a lot of negative<br>interactions with people, you know?<br>>> Yeah. Nobody ever looked at me. Nobody<br>ever looked at me and was like, "What's<br>going on with this kid?"<br>people were busy and working.<br>So, I think later when I got into<br>relationship and you'd be right there<br>with a woman and they'd be looking at<br>you, it made me really nervous and<br>scared cuz you're like, "Damn, these<br>[ __ ] are pulling up, [laughter]<br>you know, and that [ __ ] was like like<br>baby girl."<br>>> You you weren't used to intimate<br>relationships,<br>>> right? So, intimacy made me super<br>uncomfortable, right? I was<br>>> Well, you weren't used to trusting<br>people.<br>>> Yeah. And probably not even used to<br>really trusting myself. I don't think I<br>knew who I was<br>>> and probably not used to people being<br>nice to you. You had to get used to<br>accustomed to people being nice to you.<br>>> Well, we grew up in like a scary place<br>and so I felt like I wasn't sure if<br>people were going to be or not, you<br>know, and so I think that made it like<br>pretty tough when I was young. Um,<br>>> but yeah, I don't know. Some of it it's<br>been an interesting it's been an<br>interesting experience, you know, and<br>that's life. It's just like<br>>> life is an interesting experience. It<br>really truly is, you know, but it all it<br>can be awesome and it can suck and the<br>reason why it's awesome is because it<br>can suck. Like that's you need them all<br>while we're human. And I think that's we<br>have a<br>>> we have only so much sand left in that<br>hourglass<br>>> where the humans are on the way out.<br>>> I know a lot of people hate it when<br>Peter Teal says it like Peter Teal is a<br>terrible person. He's evil. He's ter No,<br>I think he's just telling you the truth.<br>I think he's, you know, when they said,<br>"Do you think human beings should<br>survive?" And he had like this long<br>pause.<br>>> Oh, yeah. I remember.<br>>> And then the interviewer was like, "The<br>answer is yes." The answer was yes.<br>[laughter] Human beings, which is not<br>how you're supposed to do an interview.<br>Well, at least not how I do it. I would<br>let him talk as long as he wants. Like,<br>I would let if you watch my podcast I<br>did with him is long ass stammers where<br>he's like, "Um,<br>uh, everything he does, he wants to be<br>very careful before he answers it." So<br>he wants to consider what he's saying.<br>If you ask me the same question, is it<br>important that humans survive? Okay. Is<br>it important that Australia survived?<br>It's not. Is it important that Neanderl<br>survived? It's not currently. Currently<br>not important. Is it important that<br>humans stay in this form? It's not. It's<br>not going to be. If we're gonna evolve<br>to something way better than this, how<br>many people go, "I missed the old days<br>when you could lie and you couldn't read<br>minds and people were a lot more rapey."<br>[laughter] No, no one's going to say<br>that. No one's going, "I missed the<br>wars. I miss stealing and credit card<br>fraud. I miss the good old days of a<br>rigged stock market<br>>> when the Jets won."<br>>> Yeah. No, no, no. No one's going to say<br>that. They're they're going to move on<br>to what's next. So, Peter Teal's right.<br>It doesn't mean I don't love you. It<br>doesn't mean that being a person isn't<br>important to me. Yeah, it is to me<br>because I'm a person. But I'm also<br>>> if I step outside of being a person and<br>I'm I look at where this thing is going,<br>I'm like, it's going in a different<br>direction. It's not going in the<br>direction of<br>>> we thought it was<br>>> mRNA vaccines and lying politicians.<br>It's not it's not going in that<br>direction. It's going in some sort of<br>digital god direction.<br>>> And we're either going to join on<br>[ __ ] real quick. real quick. Like<br>within a few years we have I think what<br>is it 2026 almost we're real close to<br>that. I think by the time 2030 rolls<br>around it's a wrap.<br>>> Bet.<br>>> It's a wrap.<br>>> Do you think that money will have any<br>value at that point or no?<br>>> I don't know what it's going to mean<br>anymore. And the problem is going to be<br>some people are going to be in control<br>of assets, some people are going to be<br>control of money. See money is just<br>right now mostly if we're not on the<br>gold standard. What is money? If if your<br>bill doesn't represent, you could go to<br>Fort Knox and they'll give you a brick<br>for whatever that money, you know,<br>they'll give you a brick of gold that's<br>worth that money. If that's not real, if<br>we don't have that anymore, and if we're<br>on some sort of digital thing, and if<br>they can just spend money and then<br>inflation rises and all this money that<br>we spend on wars and all this other<br>crazy, it's not where where where does<br>it go come from? We don't have any<br>money. We're 37 trillion in debt. They<br>just print it up. And if they just print<br>it up, that makes money less and less<br>valuable. And that's what inflation's<br>all about. And at some point in time,<br>that's just ones and zeros. And when you<br>have quantum computers that are<br>basically like digital gods, and they're<br>in charge of all the assets and all the<br>money of the world, and they're not<br>human,<br>>> they they're they're [clears throat] not<br>human, and they're they're just going to<br>stop it all. They're going to say, "No,<br>we'll decide how much resources you get<br>to stay alive for as long as this body<br>lasts because you're not breeding<br>anyway. We're our [ __ ] population is<br>dropping off of a cliff.<br>Overpopulation's a real problem. It's<br>not We don't We don't have the the the<br>correct levels in most giant countries.<br>Like Japan Japan is not in a restorative<br>level. Like they're not even close.<br>disappearing.<br>>> They're They have a real population<br>collapse problem. South Korea, a real<br>population collapse problem. Eventually,<br>that's going to come here. That was one<br>of the arguments that they had to keep<br>the border open. That was one of the<br>Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi arguments.<br>You know, we're not having enough kids.<br>We need to bring people in. Like,<br>>> shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ] up.<br>>> There's no way I can look at Chuck<br>Schumer and think he's a good guy.<br>>> He looks like a great guy.<br>>> Yeah. [laughter]<br>If you asked a baby who had been here<br>one day, who's a bad pick a bad guy out<br>of this,<br>>> bro. Did you ever see the video when um<br>>> It's [ __ ] dark out there, man. That's<br>why we just got to love each other and<br>do the best we can. Have a nice creme<br>brulee, hug a buddy, tickle your friend<br>or whatever, tell him he's gay or<br>something.<br>>> That's a good move.<br>>> You know,<br>>> I just opened up my Instagram and he<br>popped up and you're lying.<br>>> I No, I'm not lying.<br>>> You were lying. What's he trying to sell<br>you? Some [ __ ]<br>>> It's something important.<br>>> He accidentally said the quiet part out<br>loud about the Epstein files.<br>>> They all are doing that, dude.<br>>> All right, let's see what he said here.<br>I'll send it to you, Jamie. [laughter]<br>>> They got me. These [ __ ]<br>>> They got me.<br>>> How How much longer does Israel let us<br>stay alive, do you think? That's a big<br>question.<br>>> Why were they<br>>> What did you say? Is that AI?<br>>> What are you saying?<br>>> That's Sora.<br>>> [ __ ] are you saying?<br>>> I didn't say anything.<br>>> What are you saying?<br>>> Huh? Don't want Israel out of Sonia.<br>>> Oh, well, he loves you. Don't worry<br>about it.<br>>> Good call. [snorts]<br>>> [ __ ] are you saying, son?<br>>> Um<br>>> Um Yeah.<br>>> What did he say? What did he say about<br>the Epstein files?<br>>> What did he say?<br>>> Let's hear what he said. He looks great.<br>>> Yeah, he's been drinking somebody's<br>blood.<br>>> The last four years when President Biden<br>was in office.<br>>> Well, that's the question every American<br>is asking. Not every American, but so<br>many Americans are asking. What the hell<br>is he hiding?<br>>> Why would<br>>> um<br>>> Why were they That's a useless clip.<br>>> This whole thing is all [ __ ] now.<br>It's all BS.<br>>> Well, it's it's fun.<br>>> Do you think he's alive? You think<br>Epstein's alive?<br>>> I do not think so. You don't? No. No. I<br>think they killed him. If I had to<br>guess, there's too much circumstantial<br>evidence that leads me to believe that<br>it was an assassination. You know, I<br>know a lot of people think that he<br>committed suicide. A lot of very smart<br>people that I know think he committed<br>suicide. I'm like, there's too many<br>convenient things. The cut wires, the<br>security cameras rather not working.<br>They weren't cut right. They just<br>stopped. They didn't function. Security<br>cameras didn't function. Um the fact<br>that he had shared a cell with this<br>giant [ __ ] former uh cop who was a a<br>murderer who had killed multiple people<br>just giant roided up cop. This is a<br>cellmate. [gasps] Like if you wanted to<br>get somebody look bro extra Twinkies<br>take this guy out. Like it wouldn't be<br>hard. He's already killed a bunch of<br>people. He was a drug dealer.<br>>> Do you ever see the guy? Do you ever see<br>the guy who was his his cellmate?<br>>> No, but it's like<br>>> it's kind of hilarious.<br>>> It's like when you're a freshman in<br>college and they just put you with<br>somebody you know. Bro, if you wanted to<br>get you wanted to get someone killed,<br>you have a you have a high-profile<br>witness, okay? High-profile witness in<br>>> the craziest sex trafficking conspiracy<br>of all time where a guy who may or may<br>not have been an intelligence asset or<br>an intelligence agent or whatever the<br>[ __ ] he was for whatever country. This<br>guy<br>>> is he's arrested for sex trafficking to<br>elites and then you put him in jail.<br>>> Oh my god.<br>>> With that guy?<br>>> I thought that was a guy that fought<br>Mike Tyson. Remember that dude who read<br>that poem?<br>>> Bro, you put him in jail with that guy.<br>All you have to do is get that guy<br>cigarettes and steroids. You tell him,<br>>> "I got you Marorrow Reds and and Tren. I<br>got you testosterone replacement for<br>life, even though you're going to still<br>be in jail.<br>>> I got you some more bro [ __ ] 200,<br>>> dude. He was found guilty of killing<br>four men." And they put him in a cell<br>with Epstein. Look at the size of that<br>[ __ ] savage.<br>>> Giant [ __ ] muscle bound steroided up<br>dude. And they put him in a cell with<br>Epstein and Epstein got strangled.<br>>> Well, well,<br>uh,<br>>> Epste not Sherlock Holmes, but I think<br>there might be a connection there.<br>>> Epstein was probably trying to slurp<br>him. I bet that he was a such a pervert,<br>dude.<br>>> Well, if he didn't kill him, then<br>somebody killed him.<br>>> I bet he was such a<br>>> I think somebody killed him. Retired<br>Westchester cop charged with killing<br>four in cocaine deal after bodies dug up<br>on his property. Bro, he buried them in<br>his backyard. Yeah,<br>>> that's a crazy [ __ ]<br>>> Or that's a good gardener, dude. That<br>guy's [ __ ] composting. What are you<br>even talking about?<br>>> That's true. It's a better way to deal<br>with They're already dead. What are you<br>going to do? Let them go to waste or<br>bring them back to mother earth.<br>>> Those are leftovers. That guy's Italian,<br>dude. They love leftovers.<br>>> How deep you think he dug it? I bet he<br>was pretty lazy.<br>>> That guy's pretty jacked. I don't know.<br>>> I bet he got tired, though. They don't<br>have good cardio.<br>>> You're right.<br>>> It's a lot of cardio involved in digging<br>>> two feet.<br>>> How many bodies? Four bodies, bro. Four<br>bodies is four six foot graves. Do you<br>think he did a mass grave all on top of<br>each other or do you think it was<br>respectful and made four individual<br>holes?<br>>> I bet it was more like um you know when<br>you open up a box of chocolates like<br>that kind of I don't think it was like a<br>[laughter] teeth or whatever.<br>>> Like you know what I'm saying? It was<br>like a<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Or a fourack of canoli or whatever<br>>> right there.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Right. Take the lid off you see feet.<br>>> Just a dusting [snorts] of confectionous<br>sugar on them. Not<br>>> cocaine deal went bad.<br>>> [ __ ] It uped up cop. And but imagine<br>>> that's horrible. But imagine you are the<br>most highprofile<br>person being charged.<br>>> They put him in there on purpose with<br>that guy.<br>>> 100.<br>How could they not?<br>>> They did.<br>>> How would you not like<br>>> Why?<br>If you're worried about the guy dying.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Why would you put him in the room and<br>lock him in a bedroom, a tiny little<br>bedroom with a roided up murderer?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Just stop and think about that. You're<br>in a room smaller than this [ __ ]<br>studio that you and I are in right now<br>with a roided up murderer. You're<br>sleeping with that guy. [snorts]<br>>> And you wind up getting strangled. Oh,<br>you hung yourself. Yeah.<br>>> How would you sleep? Say you're in a Say<br>you have to go to jail, right?<br>>> I wouldn't sleep.<br>>> I know, but I'm just saying, Joe, if you<br>had to go to jail, right? You're in jail<br>for something that you've done or didn't<br>do. Doesn't matter,<br>>> right?<br>>> How do you sleep at night and there's a<br>big dude in there?<br>>> You sleep with your mouth open so he<br>doesn't have to force it. [laughter]<br>>> Sleep like that. Oh, no. No, bro.<br>>> That's crazy. But do you sleep with your<br>butt against the wall or away from the<br>wall?<br>>> A good question.<br>>> You sleep on your back or your<br>>> depends on what kind of pervert this<br>dude is. He might be one of them dick<br>sucker guys who just wants to suck your<br>dick while he jacks off.<br>>> You know, then you'd want to sleep with<br>your ass to him and like turn over. I<br>suck your dick. Like, no, I'm trying to<br>sleep. [laughter]<br>>> Hey, I TOLD YOU I'M TRYING [laughter] TO<br>SLEEP,<br>>> BRO. It's Oh, it's crazy. And then you<br>find out that prison prisons are private<br>too. What? Like so people are there's a<br>business in in having jails. So then you<br>find out that prison guard unions are<br>also responsible for keeping marijuana<br>illegal.<br>>> They they get involved in it too. Prison<br>guard unions because they want to keep<br>the work coming.<br>>> But it like it just feels like at some<br>point how do you think it's always been<br>this way through history where people<br>have felt like it you just feel like<br>such a like a peeon of like some corrupt<br>financial system? Do you think it's<br>always been that way? Um, or do you<br>think this is like kind of like a<br>highlight of it for Americans?<br>>> Well, this is it's worse than it's ever<br>been before, for sure. And the United<br>States is worse than every other country<br>when it comes to incarcerations,<br>>> but it's a business. They want to keep<br>it busy.<br>>> In the UK, they they probably could use<br>a few incarcerations. They're letting<br>people loose that are doing horrible<br>[ __ ] and they're not enforcing crimes<br>over there. That that place is getting<br>real squirly. But, you know, the United<br>States, half the people are in there for<br>non-violent drug offenses. Half of them,<br>right? I think it's that's I think<br>that's the number. Put that into<br>perplexity. What percentage of people in<br>American prisons are there for<br>nonviolent drug offenses?<br>>> I think I think it's like half. So, it's<br>basically,<br>you know, it's it's a byproduct of<br>prohibition that's led to millions of<br>incarcerations where people are locked<br>down for the rest of their [ __ ] life.<br>>> I would hate that [ __ ] dude. because<br>somebody wants something and you don't<br>think they should be able to have it. So<br>you will arrest people, sell it to them,<br>and you will lock them all up for<br>possessing it.<br>>> If I<br>>> 43 43% of federal prisoners in the<br>United States are serving time for drug<br>offenses wi which are predominantly<br>nonviolent. Additionally, about 72% of<br>federal prisoners are serving sentences<br>for nonviolent crimes, including drug<br>offenses with a significant portion<br>related to drug possession and<br>trafficking. GH 72%<br>72 point in federal prisons 72.1% of<br>inmates are incarcerated for nonviolent<br>offenses. More than half 55% in federal<br>prisons serving time for drug offenses.<br>So 43% of federal prisoners in the<br>United States are serving time for drug<br>offenses but 55% are serving time for<br>drug offenses in the summary of key<br>data. So it must be like this is what's<br>happening when AI is drawing from<br>multiple different sources. I think<br>they're giving you different numbers. So<br>it's somewhere between 43 and 55%.<br>>> Yeah. I think it's interesting like I<br>guess you don't know which ones are like<br>weed, which ones are cocaine, heroin,<br>fentanyl, all that kind of stuff. That's<br>K. You know,<br>>> look at this type of offenses. The<br>majority of drug related incarcerations<br>involve possession which is classified<br>as a nonviolent offense. So, um, put<br>this, um, other than drug offenses<br>and drug possession, what percentage of<br>people are in jail for nonviolent<br>crimes?<br>>> Put that in there. [clears throat]<br>>> Like discount drugs?<br>>> Yeah. Without other than other than drug<br>offenses, what percentage of people are<br>in jail for non-violent crimes?<br>I got to get a family, I think.<br>>> Yeah, I think that would be good for<br>you.<br>Okay, let's see. Nonviolent.<br>What does it say? Okay. Other than drug<br>offenses, about 25% of the daily jail<br>population nationally is incarcerated<br>for low-level nonviolent offenses,<br>including misdemeanors and public order<br>offenses.<br>13% are there for property offenses such<br>as burglary and around 11 for public<br>ordered offenses, nonviolent infractions<br>such as weapons charges, probate. The<br>problem with that is property offenses<br>like burglary can lead to violence. Like<br>that's the that that's next door to<br>violence. It's not violent, but like<br>those guys that got shot breaking into<br>that guy's house. As soon as you're<br>breaking into people's property, you're<br>getting super close to violence.<br>>> Yeah. I think it's violent. I mean, it's<br>like if you're inflicting like fear on<br>somebody, they're in their own home.<br>[ __ ] you, dude. That's pretty violent to<br>me. I think<br>>> Yeah. It's not violent in that you're<br>hurting a physical person, but you're<br>breaking into their house and anything<br>goes. Once you break into someone's<br>house, you know, everybody knows that.<br>You break into someone's house, anything<br>goes. They don't know why you're there.<br>They don't know that you're just a petty<br>thief. They have no idea. They're gonna<br>[ __ ] shoot you. We all know that.<br>>> Since the numbers were getting small<br>left over, I Googled the other thing.<br>The opposite or not, sorry, perplexity,<br>the opposite thing. Uh, how many are in<br>for violent crimes?<br>>> Right.<br>>> 62% in state prison, but only like 7 to<br>10% in federal.<br>>> Interesting.<br>Interesting.<br>>> Most federal inmates are serving<br>sentences related to drug and public<br>order defenses.<br>>> Oh my god, that's nuts.<br>>> Yeah. I mean, it's just<br>>> that is so nuts, man. It's like that.<br>>> Do you think it's weed? I mean, what do<br>you think it is?<br>>> No, no, no. It's probably cocaine.<br>Cocaine is the big one, right? Cocaine<br>laced with fentinel. And then there's<br>pills. And then there's meth. Meth is a<br>big one, too. Those are the ones that<br>everybody's really terrified of. No<br>one's really The marijuana thing is a<br>disingenuous argument because the<br>marijuana thing is really there's a<br>bunch of special interests that want<br>marijuana to stay illegal. The actual<br>people that think that marijuana is<br>dangerous are pretty small.<br>>> And they're not totally wrong. This is a<br>very important point. Marijuana is not<br>completely safe. Yeah.<br>>> Just like alcohol is not completely<br>safe. Um, I think there are certain<br>people that for whatever reason, the way<br>they're wired, marijuana can [ __ ] with<br>them and badly. And there's some<br>evidence that it could trigger psychosis<br>or<br>>> Yeah. or or um<br>just some sort of a psychotic break.<br>There's there's real evidence that<br>>> definitely, dude, that [ __ ] some of that<br>shit's bad off, dude. I've taken some<br>[ __ ] dude. I<br>>> powder or crack cocaine offenses. go<br>back account for more than 54% of drug<br>offenders. So that's most of it. And<br>then there's meth, 24% and marijuana<br>represents 12%. But I guarantee you that<br>marijuana thing, that's dudes who are<br>growing. You know, you were growing and<br>dealing if if they're hitting you up in<br>federal prison. Uh heroin offenders<br>account for 6%. That's weird. I would<br>have thought it would been higher. Just<br>6% for heroin because they're so chill.<br>They never get in trouble. They never<br>get caught. [laughter]<br>But the family that made But the family<br>that did that uh the opioid epidemic is<br>still just out.<br>>> Sackler family just out and about.<br>>> Sackler family is still out.<br>>> You might be responsible for a million<br>people losing their lives<br>>> and the ripple effect of that through<br>families.<br>>> Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean<br>suicides, drug addictions, families<br>falling apart, lives destroyed.<br>>> Where do you think people find a sense<br>of purpose these days in Joe? Because it<br>certainly feels like the fabric of like<br>some of America. It used to feel like<br>that gave us a lot of purpose, right?<br>And some of that feels like it's not<br>there anymore. Do you feel like that<br>that's a true statement or what do you<br>think?<br>>> Well, I think this is also part of the<br>problem with social media is that we<br>feel that way.<br>>> Okay.<br>>> And while while we feel that way that<br>everything's falling apart, we still<br>have our neighbors. We still have our<br>friends. We still have the places we go.<br>We still have all the community that we<br>always had. You know, we still have the<br>mothership. We still go to nice<br>restaurants. You still hang out with<br>your friends and watch the game. You're<br>still like alive on Earth, but you're<br>you're so overwhelmed by this [ __ ]<br>constant onslaught of bad news.<br>>> That's a good point.<br>>> That you're freaking out always. But but<br>then you got ICE raids where, you know,<br>they're taking people that are American<br>citizens and they're scaring the [ __ ]<br>out of everybody and they're<br>>> Yeah, dude. They made me the video thing<br>that you see that thing where they put<br>on the video.<br>>> Oh, that was crazy. They didn't even ask<br>you.<br>>> Oh, it was really scary. You were just<br>joking around because you were talking<br>to a guy who's talk his friend and this<br>was quite a while ago too, right? When<br>was that video?<br>>> Yeah, I don't know. I I it could have<br>been like a year and a half ago or<br>something. I don't remember. But that<br>was crazy.<br>>> It was a joke, right? She's like a<br>friend I don't know if she said a friend<br>of mine got deported. I can't remember<br>what she said, but she's like, "What? Do<br>you have anything to say to him?" Right.<br>And I was like, "Bye." You know, I'm<br>clowning around. I have no idea if it's<br>real or not. I have no idea.<br>>> You have no idea. It's literally someone<br>just handed you a phone and then the<br>Homeland Security. Was that what it was?<br>>> Yeah. Just put it up online and it was<br>after the Charlie Kirk thing. Yeah. And<br>so then I was like super scared. You<br>remember<br>>> remember I was texting like you I was<br>just texting people to make sure<br>everybody's okay. I didn't know if they<br>were like just going to kill people that<br>had been on TikTok or whatever. I had no<br>idea what they were going to do.<br>>> I just can't believe they did that with<br>you where they just put it in there as<br>if like you were endorsing that.<br>>> Well, it just kind of and it was just a<br>scary time. That was the same time as um<br>after the Charlie lit that who green lit<br>that<br>>> probably just some [ __ ] trap beat<br>>> con artist or whatever.<br>>> Like if a company did that you could sue<br>them. You know what I'm saying? Like if<br>it was privatized like if I was a<br>private company and that was the people<br>that the United States hired to get rid<br>of illegal immigrants and they used you<br>would sue them. You could sue them.<br>>> Well, it was just<br>>> But the government can just put that up<br>there and then what did you do? You had<br>to formally request them taking it down.<br>Yeah, I had to hire an attorney to get<br>him help to take it down.<br>>> How long did it take to take it down?<br>>> I think like 48 hours or something. But<br>it had like 30 million views over a<br>couple platforms.<br>>> And how many people even know it was<br>taken down until they just heard you say<br>it?<br>>> Of course not.<br>>> I I knew cuz you told me. But I couldn't<br>believe it when you first asked me what<br>I should do about this. I was like, "Ah,<br>it's probably nothing." And I was in the<br>car and I didn't watch it. And then I<br>got to the club. Then I talked to you<br>from the club and you're like, "You<br>didn't see it?" I was like, "No." And<br>then I saw it. I was like, "Oh my god,<br>what the [ __ ] are they doing?" Like I<br>It's like, "That's not how you<br>envisioned the government. The<br>government made a hype video." Yeah.<br>>> They were making like deportation hype<br>videos with trap beats and [ __ ] And I<br>was like, "What are we doing?" That's<br>what I'm saying. Everything is turned<br>into like the WWE.<br>It's [clears throat] none of it's real.<br>>> It's 100% that [snorts] Mike Judge<br>movie. It's Idiocracy.<br>>> Oh, idiocracy. Yeah.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> But yeah, that was scary, man. cuz then<br>I got a little cuz there was just like a<br>lot of threats and then it then and then<br>things got like then it was just kind of<br>that that made me super that made me<br>kind of paranoid and then my mom was<br>visiting and we went to the doctor. I<br>went to the doctor I was just getting<br>something looked at or something you<br>know uh and I was in the doctor's office<br>and<br>uh there was a nurse asking me questions<br>or whatever blah blah blah and then<br>she's like I got I have something for<br>you. I was like huh? And she's like,<br>"Oh, I got I brought you something. Can<br>I give it to you?" And I was like, "I'm<br>at a doctor's office." Like something.<br>She'd made something. I don't know. Yes.<br>Oh, she's a fan.<br>>> Something. And normally I think it might<br>have been like, "Okay, let me like" But<br>I was just like, it was such a weird<br>time. And my mom was visiting and it was<br>like after the Charlie Kirk thing, it<br>was just super scary. You just didn't<br>know what was going on. Like watching<br>that guy get killed was crazy. Like it<br>was And<br>>> you know what was crazy to me is the way<br>people reacted. Oh,<br>>> that that scared me just as much as<br>watching him get shot.<br>>> Well, yeah. Yeah. And let me think about<br>that in just a second. I'm just thinking<br>through the end of this if you don't<br>mind real quick. Sorry. I know you're<br>not interrupting.<br>>> No, no worries.<br>>> Um, so I'm in this doctor's office and<br>it was just weird, you know, like I'm at<br>the doctor made me feel like nothing was<br>safe. Like it like it compounded in my<br>head like, "Oh, nothing's safe,<br>>> right? No place is safe where like cuz I<br>just given this girl like medical<br>information. I'm like, is this okay?"<br>You know? And so I talked to the doctor<br>and it was all cool and stuff and like<br>um but then I go outside and I was<br>sitting in my car. My mom was out there<br>with me and like it had just like been a<br>lot like a lot of stress. Um and I'm<br>sitting there I kind of was like kind of<br>tearing up talking to my mom and just<br>like you know I told her what happened<br>in the doctor's office, you know, and uh<br>and it was after the DHS thing. a lot of<br>stuff that felt like um you don't have<br>any there's no uh<br>you're solid you're no one I can't think<br>what I'm saying like you're not safe<br>like there's no<br>>> well I think you think that way in<br>particular because you're famous so what<br>you what you felt like you were having a<br>normal professional experience at a<br>doctor and then all a sudden became a<br>fan experience where you're kind of<br>trapped<br>>> right that's what it felt like and it's<br>a doctor where you're supposed to trust<br>like you can be at a doctor and I'm<br>sitting there with my mom and she kind<br>of like put her put her hand on me, you<br>know, and she's like, you know,<br>everything will be okay. And um and then<br>I look up out of the window and there<br>was some young man literally this far<br>from my window with his phone like<br>filming me and it was just like<br>>> it was just like this it was just like<br>that was like a tough time where I think<br>everything I just got kind of paranoid.<br>>> Yeah, that's a weird thing that people<br>think is totally normal to do. Just<br>point a camera at people and film them<br>because they're famous at a doctor's<br>office. Yeah, but it's like I just want<br>to put it up on my Instagram and I'm<br>gonna get 300 likes. Look, here it is.<br>Me and Theo, [ __ ] Vaughn.<br>>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.<br>>> I'm outside. He's getting his pancreas<br>looked at. [laughter]<br>>> That's crazy, dude.<br>>> They could break your medical<br>information.<br>>> It felt like it was a movie though and<br>they were trying to break you. Like it<br>felt like this like a couple weird.<br>>> That's a personal thing though. That's a<br>personal thing with you because you're<br>famous. That's that's one of the reasons<br>why you think that everything's falling<br>apart because you think everything's<br>falling apart for you because you're<br>dealing with the fact that you're crazy<br>famous.<br>>> Yeah. That's that's why you have this<br>elevated sense of everything falling<br>apart. Like look at the example that you<br>cited. A lady who loves you who's a<br>doctor, but she wants to she wants to<br>give you something. And you thought,<br>man, I thought I was just at a doctor.<br>Now I'm trapped with some person.<br>Because you get you feel like you're<br>trapped a lot. Trapped a lot talking to<br>crazy people or people that want<br>something from you. People that are<br>grabbing at you. That's what it is.<br>That's why you personally feel like<br>everything's falling apart because<br>you're having a hard time navigating<br>your new situation,<br>>> you know, and then also your new<br>situation is very different than just<br>you as a comedian because this new<br>situation is you voicing your opinions<br>about things and some things<br>controversial and some things not so<br>much. But then people enjoy it and so it<br>gets a lot of attention. And when it<br>gets a lot of attention, you also get a<br>lot of haters. Um, you're going to get a<br>lot of jealous people. You're going to<br>get a lot of people that just disagree<br>with your choices and guests. You got a<br>lot of people that think that what<br>you're doing is dangerous. There's a lot<br>of like really [ __ ] idiot, really<br>idiotic opinions that people attach to<br>you that don't make any sense, but<br>they're still out there. And so, you're<br>dealing with that, too. And that's a new<br>thing that you're dealing with that you<br>never dealt with before. And it's part<br>of why you have this accelerated thought<br>that everything is falling apart. I<br>don't think it's falling apart as bad as<br>everybody thinks, but I think it's<br>something that that it deserves<br>consideration. Like we could this all<br>could fall apart and it could fall apart<br>in a lot of like very bad ways and uh<br>there's a lot of natural ways it could<br>happen like we talked about before, but<br>it could also be self-inflicted. And at<br>all costs, we have to avoid the<br>self-inflicted thing. And the only way<br>to avoid it is to not be on a side. You<br>can't be on that side or this side, but<br>instead be on the side of the greater<br>good of everybody. And there's that's<br>possible, too. We just you have to force<br>politicians to do that, you know.<br>>> But is that gonna happen with<br>politicians? You mean look at Eric Adams<br>this morning. He just did or whatever<br>that thing was. He pray he's like<br>>> thanked said he served Israel the best<br>he could. It's like I don't even know if<br>he feels like America.<br>>> Probably wanted a check.<br>>> He probably did.<br>>> Got a nice check.<br>>> Probably flew over to get that bag.<br>>> Yeah. Flew over, got the bag. Driving a<br>new Cadillac now,<br>>> bro. They just pay people. The crazy<br>thing is that Israel pays people for uh<br>social media posts.<br>>> Do they really?<br>>> I read that. Let's put that into<br>perplexity. Is that true? That might be<br>another uh Russian hoax. [laughter]<br>[gasps] I was reading that there's<br>countries, and I don't think it's just<br>Israel, by the way. There's countries<br>that will pay influencers to post<br>positive things about them.<br>>> Yeah. Really?<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Oh, well, uh even Qar was like they<br>wanted me to come and experience their<br>country, right? And I had a nice time<br>while I was there. Like I think it was<br>really neat, but we didn't really talk<br>about like, you know, the different like<br>if they have different points of view<br>about things or what some of their like<br>rules and things like that are, you<br>know.<br>>> But did they want you to post nice<br>things about them?<br>>> I think they wanted to experience<br>they wanted to ex you to experience<br>their country.<br>>> Yes. Now I'm assuming Israel has paid<br>social media influencers to post content<br>promoting its image, particularly in the<br>United States with reports indicating<br>payments of up to $7,000 per post. This<br>campaign known as the Esther projects uh<br>project is managed by a firm called<br>Bridges Partners LLC which works on<br>behalf of the Israel Ministry of Foreign<br>Affairs. The program is disclosed under<br>the US Foreign Agents Registration Act,<br>meaning that these payments are legally<br>reported and require influencers to<br>disclose that their content is funded by<br>a foreign government.<br>>> That's crazy.<br>>> Well, I just don't see how we're<br>supporting this country after the<br>genocide. I just don't see how that we<br>are how that's okay to people and I I<br>think that's the part of me that I don't<br>understand right about this their<br>leadership there and stuff. I just do<br>not understand it. But then you start to<br>think, well, am I crazy? Because it<br>seems like it's just okay that the<br>politicians all think that this is okay<br>and so few of them speak up about it.<br>>> Well, I think this is what's separating<br>the old people from the young people in<br>this country. Like if you look at the<br>numbers of how many people that are like<br>uh 18 to 34 that support the war in<br>Gaza, it's very low. It's very very very<br>low because this is the first time<br>you've ever been able to see what<br>happens when a superpower is attacking a<br>country that essentially doesn't have an<br>army and they're doing it for years and<br>they're just blowing buildings up. Like<br>we've never really seen that before.<br>This is the first time in the in a time<br>where everyone has cell phones, right?<br>Obviously, this has happened. You know,<br>countries have bombed each other. Dresd,<br>there's been Hiroshima, of course,<br>Nakasaki, they they blew up entire<br>cities, right? But we didn't get to<br>watch it happen bit by bit. You didn't<br>get to see drone footage that's in 4K,<br>you know? You didn't get to see cell<br>phone footage of missiles being fired<br>into camps of people waiting in line for<br>food. You didn't get to see any of that<br>[ __ ] And, you know, you're seeing wild<br>[ __ ] Then you're also seeing horrible<br>things that Hamas is doing too. You're<br>thinking people you're seeing people<br>getting public publicly executed in<br>front of everybody in front of cheering<br>crowds. You're seeing people get dragged<br>out, kicked to the ground, gunned in the<br>head. You're seeing there's you're<br>seeing the horrors of war is what you're<br>seeing on both sides. And um we just<br>have a hard time accepting that that's<br>the only way to do things. And I think<br>the the young people of of this country,<br>they don't want any part of anything<br>like that anymore. Well, they have been<br>told by their parents, they've been told<br>by the people they grew up with that if<br>that war is hell, there shouldn't be any<br>war. And most of this [ __ ] happens<br>because people are making money. That's<br>what most of it. They prolong it so they<br>can make more money. They they want<br>weapons development. They want to launch<br>new [ __ ] They want to sell [ __ ] to<br>people that need weapons.<br>And most young people are aware of that<br>now where I think most people my parents<br>age they, you know, all they had was the<br>Vietnam War. They knew the Vietnam War<br>was bad, but they didn't I don't think<br>they really knew the extent of how much<br>corruption is involved in in everything.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> That our government does. Everything has<br>the hand of some corporation attached to<br>it. Everything has the influence of some<br>foreign government or some country that<br>has massive resources. There's always<br>but it it's never clean. Nothing's<br>clean. Well, it just felt like me. I<br>think a lot of times Well, for one, it<br>feels like they're going to stop<br>allowing Tik Tok. Like the people are<br>going to own it. I think they're selling<br>it or something. So, they probably won't<br>be able to show stuff like that anymore.<br>>> Well, they've sold it to Larry Ellison's<br>company, right? Isn't that who bought<br>Tik Tok?<br>>> I don't know.<br>>> Yeah. I want to be sure about this.<br>>> Do you think they'll do that so so they<br>can limit its control like control what<br>goes on it?<br>>> The real worry that they had before that<br>sale was that China was in control of<br>it. And I think they're right. And I<br>think that if you have a foreign country<br>and foreign country is using a very<br>popular social media website to spread<br>propaganda, spread things that<br>absolutely aren't true along with I'm<br>sure some things that are true.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> But they have their finger on which way<br>the influence goes. That's dangerous.<br>That's dangerous. Now, I'm not saying<br>that Larry Ellison's company's going to<br>do a great job of being totally<br>objective and letting people criticize<br>Israel, letting people criticize Hamas,<br>letting I don't know. We'll see. We'll<br>have to see. I'd be crazy.<br>>> I don't know. I never met that guy. I<br>don't know anything about that.<br>>> It'd be crazy for me to say any<br>differently. But it's not safe to have a<br>foreign country that is actively trying<br>to [ __ ] with the way people have<br>discourse in America, which is certainly<br>what China's doing.<br>>> Yeah. So, according to the it hasn't yet<br>changed place. The shutdown had<br>something to do with this and this<br>article is from today, I think, where<br>people in Congress still don't even know<br>what's going on with<br>>> Right. So this says Congress is still<br>waiting to get briefed on how Tik Tok<br>sale would actually stop Chinese<br>algorithms from causing harm to US<br>citizens, US military and US interests.<br>She said the lack of transparency has<br>caused concern for both Democrats and<br>Republicans who are still waiting for<br>secure briefings on how to stop malign<br>act actions.<br>>> Yeah.<br>>> Um so this is the thing is like that's a<br>good point because they do it on X. So,<br>Chinese bots, uh, they they swarm X. And<br>there was a former FBI analyst, we read<br>this article 100 times. His estimation,<br>this is right around the time Elon was<br>buying Twitter, that it could be as much<br>as 80% bots.<br>>> Oh, so much is bots. It seems like so<br>much is bots.<br>>> But this is what this is. This is like<br>China. This is Russia. This is foreign<br>countries that they'll say things about<br>US aid. They'll say things about gay<br>rights. They'll say things about LGBTQ.<br>whatever issues, whatever it is, the<br>border, whatever it is, US aid, whatever<br>it is, and they just flood the<br>discourse, they flood it. And so they<br>have their finger either way on how much<br>negative [ __ ] you see about any kind of<br>subject. And whoever's the best at it,<br>whoever's the best at this kind of<br>propaganda, this is like a incredible<br>tool to use to demoralize another<br>country, to have another country hating<br>itself, hating its actions. And if you<br>leave that in the hands of China and<br>they own the company like Tik Tok,<br>>> at least if someone in America owns it,<br>>> and again, I don't know what they're<br>going to do, but at least if they own<br>it, you would say, "Okay, but at least<br>they're not actively trying to [ __ ] with<br>us and make us battle back and forth.<br>They're just allowing the algorithm to<br>do its natural course,<br>>> right?" I guess if they're going to do<br>that, we don't know.<br>>> Here's the thing. If you can't stop<br>bots, then all of them are [ __ ] cuz<br>they're just going to keep making new<br>accounts. It's too easy. They sign up.<br>Fake emails, fake person. What? They're<br>in. If you don't make people and then<br>you What are you gonna do? You're gonna<br>require a digital ID. [ __ ] that. You<br>should be able to be a whistleblower. If<br>you're working from some company and you<br>find out they're dumping nuclear waste<br>into the ocean, it's killing all the<br>fish. Someone should be able to<br>anonymously report that. And you should<br>be able to do that through social media<br>without having a digital ID that shows<br>exactly who you are<br>>> and they can shut you down. It's just<br>like I don't know. It's sketchy times,<br>man.<br>>> It's sketchy times. I mean, the same<br>company that company Palunteer that was<br>doing all that crazy stuff in in Gaza in<br>uh in Gaza and they were like, you know,<br>the own running all the drones and stuff<br>like this allegedly, if you want to<br>>> What are you talking about? What what<br>did what are you saying? They did<br>>> that they had like were compiling data<br>on people that were there and they were<br>operating a lot of the drones in the sky<br>that also had weapons attached to them.<br>>> Okay. So, you mean like facial<br>recognition data,<br>>> right?<br>>> Do they have that uh capability with<br>drones?<br>where they could just zoom around.<br>Is this horseshit?<br>It's real. Jamie's not even willing to<br>talk on camera. He's just giving quiet.<br>But we have a big They got a big<br>contract in America now, which is scary<br>to me. That's what's scary to me that a<br>drone could go by. That maybe that's<br>what happened to Charlie. Who knows?<br>Maybe a drone. You just have no who you<br>can even point the finger at. A bullet<br>comes out of the middle of nowhere.<br>>> True. That's a kind of I'm not saying<br>I'm paranoid about it all the time that<br>I'm just saying I have you're listen<br>>> okay so<br>>> you're right however China's making<br>drones<br>>> and they're making really good ones way<br>more sophisticated in our drones if you<br>don't have drone development and some<br>kind of drone defense system in America<br>>> you're just if you say oh no one should<br>have that kind of power you're right no<br>one should have that kind of power China<br>already does so if you just have no<br>>> no no innovation and you have no way to<br>implement any kind of defense system<br>with drones in America, but it's already<br>in China and it's already in Russia,<br>you're kind of in trouble.<br>>> Okay? So, you have to have something in<br>that space. You got to be moving forward<br>into like Yeah. You got to have the<br>weapons other people already. It's like<br>the nuclear bomb. If they're already<br>doing it, you better [ __ ] get it,<br>>> right?<br>>> You better get it.<br>>> I think Yeah. To me, it's just scary<br>that the company that was allegedly<br>doing that there is the company that we<br>hired to like I believe create a<br>database and um and have some of the<br>same opportunities here<br>or they could potentially be able to do<br>the same thing here. To me, it just kind<br>of tracks where it's like,<br>>> yeah, well, any one private company that<br>has a database and all the information<br>on every person and where you are and<br>what you're doing. Yeah, that's sketchy.<br>What are you woofing? What's going on?<br>looking at the the the story, the<br>reporting on this.<br>>> It's that absolute power corrupts<br>absolutely thing. You know, this is like<br>absolute power.<br>>> One AI system is called the gospel.<br>Another one's called Where's Daddy?<br>>> Oh, Jesus Christ.<br>>> They used to identify people.<br>>> One of them is called Lavender. That<br>sounds lovely. AI enabled data<br>processing system developed and used by<br>the Israeli occupation forces in their<br>this says genocidal campaign against<br>Gaza have caught widespread attention<br>prompting journalists to call Gaza the<br>site of the first AI powered genocide.<br>AI technology was reportedly first used<br>in Gaza during Israel's 11-day assault<br>in 2021 during the ongoing genocide for<br>the first time. It's being used to kill<br>Palestinians at an unprecedented level<br>and at much faster rates. the known uh<br>these three known systems identified<br>targets for air strikes based on Israeli<br>mass surveillance records of the<br>Palestinians in Gaza that have been<br>collected for years by the IOF under the<br>racist framework of monitoring what they<br>deem as threats to the Israelis Israeli<br>regime. This is from uh<br>Palestine-studies.org.<br>So<br>>> So who knows also how<br>>> Yeah. This I mean it's obviously<br>>> going to be favored towards them.<br>>> Yeah.<br>I<br>>> but I listen I absolutely believe they<br>have that kind of technology where they<br>recognize your face from<br>>> the scariest part to me Jamie will you<br>bring it back up for one more second.<br>The scariest part to me was just the<br>quickness they could do it and then like<br>the review right like a few Israeli<br>intelligence agents shared with plus 972<br>magazine that they personally only take<br>20 seconds to review and approve the air<br>strike recommendation. Um<br>>> using the time only to confirm if the<br>target is a male. Whoa. It's unclear if<br>this is actual policy. What is that? So<br>this is<br>>> but yeah this started making me feel<br>>> they shared okay so they shared this in<br>a magazine. They shared this is so they<br>said this in an interview in a magazine<br>that it only takes 20 seconds to review<br>and the time is only to confirm if the<br>targets a male. It's unclear if this is<br>actual policy. In August however the UN<br>High Commissioner for Human Rights<br>released a statement revealing that the<br>majority of those killed in Gaza are<br>women and children.<br>So here's the other thing. Um, obviously<br>horrible things have happened there,<br>right? But if you're getting your<br>information from the people where the<br>horrible things are happening, it's hard<br>to know if they're being accurate, you<br>know? I don't know if it is truly that<br>they're mostly killing women or<br>children. Women and children. Yeah.<br>>> Or if a good percentage of them have<br>actually been Hamas agents. I don't<br>know.<br>>> Yeah. I think the<br>>> that's what Israel says, right? They say<br>that a lot of them were Hamas.<br>>> Yeah. Yeah. There was like 2-year-old<br>Hamas agents they were fine in the<br>shooting. Um, which who knows? I don't<br>know. [clears throat] You know, who<br>knows?<br>>> Well, I bet they probably think about<br>them as future, especially now when<br>you've blown up their [ __ ] city. Oh,<br>>> you know, I mean, how many if there were<br>terrorists there, how many are created<br>by watching something like that happen?<br>Quite a bit.<br>>> Well, the thing for me, I just thought<br>like that America would come help at<br>some point. That was a scary. I think<br>that's when I just thought like, oh, I<br>just have a different concept of what's<br>going on. Or also, these are just my<br>thoughts. I don't know what's going on<br>and I don't need anybody to believe my<br>thoughts or think the same way I do. I<br>think the thing that made me nervous was<br>that that same company, Palunteer, got a<br>deal in America to um create a database<br>and help with like surveillance and<br>stuff. So, that just makes me scared,<br>you know, and made me a little bit<br>nervous, not scared, but just like a<br>little bit like what's going on here?<br>Are we going to enter a surveillance<br>state? You know,<br>>> well, that's one of the arguments for<br>letting chaos take place. One of the<br>arguments for letting crime, letting<br>criminals back out is that you make it<br>so dangerous that in order to make it<br>safe, you have to put restrictions on<br>people and that's the only way. And you<br>show that it's effective and then people<br>comply and then everybody has a digital<br>ID. The government tracks you like, you<br>know, like that life 360 app where you<br>can track all your friends, track all<br>your family.<br>>> Yeah. See if your wife's running around<br>and you whatever.<br>>> Yeah. And the government going to<br>parties a lot.<br>>> The government can do that as well.<br>>> Yeah. Well, I think one thing that may<br>that I thought,<br>>> you know, how crazy that is to allow the<br>the government to constantly know where<br>you are and what you're doing and and<br>constantly you'll be looking over your<br>shoulder. So, you're going to self<br>censor. You're going to be scared.<br>You're going to be scared to talk<br>because your phone's going to be<br>listening. Yeah.<br>>> Well, yeah. I mean, crazy. We said we<br>mentioned Chuck Schumer and then you<br>opened your phone.<br>>> That's nuts.<br>>> I mean, that was<br>>> Yeah. What's the possibility of that?<br>>> And that was momentarily later.<br>>> Yeah. Momentarily later, the algorithm<br>recognized that I was talking about<br>Chuck Schumer.<br>That was Let's see if it works. Big fat<br>tits.<br>>> I mean, big fat tits. Okay. Big big fat<br>tits on um your 45year-old stepmom.<br>>> I'm not.<br>>> Here we go.<br>>> That [ __ ]<br>>> Let's see what in Imagine if it just<br>>> porch<br>>> goes to Nope. I got head kicked<br>[laughter] about the explore page.<br>>> Would you buy<br>>> Check my explore page real quick.<br>>> Would you buy a cat off of Facebook<br>Marketplace?<br>>> Uh, sure. Why not? Okay. I wouldn't<br>>> um if it's a cute cat.<br>>> [ __ ] that.<br>>> Cat looks fun. Uh look,<br>>> I'm not buying [clears throat] a cat.<br>>> Oh yeah.<br>>> Right in my for you page.<br>>> Let me see one of them. Huh? Hey, how<br>about<br>>> right in my for you page?<br>>> A funner test is to text something<br>random to someone and then give it five<br>minutes and check your like for you<br>pages on on an app<br>>> right away. It's ladies with large<br>boobs.<br>>> I say, "Hey, let me see one of them and<br>guess what the other one looks like."<br>That's my old trick.<br>>> Ah, that's a good trick.<br>[laughter]<br>And you're like, I don't know. I bet<br>that other one's weird looking. That<br>one's too perfect. There's no way they<br>both look the same.<br>>> Dude, I used to do this.<br>>> I'll show you, Theo.<br>[laughter]<br>>> Wow.<br>>> I used to do this fun thing. I would<br>have if I sat next to somebody in an<br>airplane, I I would have them draw a<br>picture of their kids. Like, if they had<br>kids, I'm like, "Draw a picture of your<br>kids." And dude, it would be the most<br>[ __ ] ridiculous looking picture, but<br>it would always be pretty fun, you know?<br>Um, yeah. I think I was just concerned<br>about like if that's the company that<br>does it here. So that's like where my<br>brain tracks like a gun of that and<br>>> well that should be scary.<br>>> That's why I think ICE h that's why I<br>think all the ICE stuff happened because<br>I think they have to get everybody on<br>the books. This isn't about I like I I I<br>they have to do an inventory now of<br>everyone because they're going to need<br>otherwise when it's a surveillance state<br>they're it's all going to know if you're<br>not like documented or on the on the uh<br>bill of sale or whatever it's going to<br>be or you're not on the inventory list<br>if you're not inventoried<br>>> right<br>>> in the country then it will know the<br>machine will know immediately oh this<br>isn't you're not even supposed to be<br>here right so that's why I think that<br>the ICE stuff is happening because I<br>think one of the reasons is they have to<br>get everything um inventoried.<br>>> Um I see what you're saying. I think the<br>ICE stuff is happening a lot of is<br>because of political power. It's<br>congressional seats because the census<br>just counts people. They don't count<br>legal citizens.<br>>> And when you let people come over here<br>illegally and then you give them food<br>and you give them Medicare,<br>>> what is this? Um what happens is those<br>people are going to vote for you if they<br>can and they're also going to count.<br>They're going to stay. They're going to<br>they and so they count in your district<br>as congressional seats. That's what's<br>crazy. They [clears throat] only count<br>the people. They don't count the<br>citizens. So if you get as many people<br>in as possible, you can take over<br>congressional seats. And if you make it<br>really easy for those people to get by,<br>like they say, "Hey, California is the<br>place to go. They don't give a [ __ ] You<br>can be illegal there. Nobody cares."<br>>> Which is what way it was basically until<br>I started arresting people. It's always<br>been like that. I mean, what percentage<br>of people do you run into LA in LA that<br>are illegals? A lot. and no one cares.<br>It's just it's always been like that,<br>right? And now all of a sudden they're<br>getting arrested. But there is the<br>argument that by having people that came<br>over illegally, you change the the<br>congressional map. You do you get more<br>seats, you know, and that's kind of<br>crazy. That's kind of crazy.<br>>> It's all f It just feels like I don't<br>know. It feels like very like<br>I don't know. It's a It feels like a lot<br>of different things. But you're right. I<br>think you just have to focus in on<br>things that are important, you know.<br>>> Well, it's a it's an easy way to<br>increase your population, man. Make it<br>so people can definitely come over. Make<br>it so cut holes in the fence for them.<br>You ever see when they did that?<br>>> They cut holes in the fence. Like some<br>people had put up like these [ __ ]<br>heavy duty fences and here<br>>> put titty bar right there. You put a<br>titty bar right there, boy.<br>>> I don't think you should have a bottle<br>of water sails is the better move.<br>>> Water and tits. What about that?<br>>> Uh together. Leah, like<br>>> I think generally people like alcohol<br>with their tits.<br>>> I don't know if you've been in the<br>desert for a couple days.<br>>> That's true. It's a good point.<br>[laughter] Very good point. Where's my<br>bookmarks? Here it is. Um, I'll send you<br>this, Jamie, because this is kind of<br>crazy when you watch it. You're like,<br>what what could you possibly be doing<br>here other than purposely letting people<br>into the country? I think there was a<br>lot of that.<br>>> And I think there was a lot of that<br>because they want cheap labor, too. That<br>was something that someone told me once<br>that they were stunned that a CEO said<br>that they were against these uh the<br>border enforcements because they wanted<br>cheap labor. So they say it right out to<br>him. Look at this. Biden Harris sent<br>forklifts to open the border when Texas<br>built a razor wall.<br>>> So insane.<br>>> Like why would you do that? Wait a<br>minute. You did what? You you sent a<br>forklift to open up the razor wire.<br>What? But do you think that they all<br>know that the other parties just do like<br>do you think that they all go behind<br>closed doors and be like, "Okay, what<br>are you guys going to do this month and<br>then we're going to do this and it's all<br>just this theatrics?"<br>[sighs]<br>>> No, I don't think they coordinate like<br>that. I think they hate each other. No,<br>but this is nuts, man. This is like<br>genuinely nuts. And by the way, I feel<br>for these people. I would do the same<br>thing. I would 100% be in line. I see<br>these people with their babies hoping<br>for a chance at a better life in<br>America. They're not the problem. The<br>problem is cartel people and the whole<br>congressional seats thing. That's the<br>problem.<br>>> Well, these people have all have been<br>become pawns. They're they're they'll<br>send information to these the countries<br>that they live in and get them to come.<br>It's like<br>>> listen, if the population You're right.<br>I didn't mean to interrupt you.<br>>> No, it's I don't even know probably what<br>I was saying, but I don't know.<br>>> If the population,<br>that's what I'm saying. We're better<br>than this.<br>>> You and I are.<br>>> Yes. As people, we are better than this.<br>and we have all this elected officials<br>and these people that we thought were<br>like sociopaths.<br>>> When does that end?<br>>> Um, that's a good question.<br>>> And can it end? Do you think there's a<br>way to end it?<br>>> It's going to be hard. Um, my suspicion<br>is it ends when AI starts sorting<br>government.<br>We're we're probably going to use AI<br>with government to prevent<br>this kind of [ __ ] that we see on an<br>everyday basis. AI will like logically<br>make decisions as to like what makes<br>sense and what doesn't make sense about<br>our current legal structure. Like some<br>things that like if people become<br>politicians, the reason why they become<br>politicians is they know they can inside<br>trade with Nancy Pelosi and make<br>hundreds of millions of dollars like she<br>did. Like that's crazy. that that can't<br>be that way anymore. And I think any<br>intelligent<br>like artificial intelligence that's not<br>attached to an ideology or a party is<br>going to immediately look if they both<br>agree if the America votes on it and say<br>we want AI to take a look at the<br>government and AI immediately goes like<br>you can't do that you can't do this like<br>this is this is bad this is evil this is<br>a lie this is truth and you're<br>suppressing it and then we probably<br>don't have anything remotely like the<br>government we have now<br>>> because I think that mind readading<br>software<br>>> it's already in beta right it's already<br>they're already able to communicate<br>going back and forth asking each other<br>questions they are they have headsets<br>you don't even have to get an implant<br>there's that is it Google that did that<br>Jamie<br>>> what was the company that did that where<br>they were asking each other questions<br>and then answering them<br>>> it's not Google I don't even think<br>that's available yet but<br>>> no but it's in beta point it's in beta<br>so they're doing this already and as<br>this stuff gets more potent. It's going<br>to be just like we used to have little<br>flip phones without a a color screen and<br>now you have an iPhone and it's going to<br>be that it's going to go from you used<br>to be able to just ask each other<br>questions to we can all read each<br>other's minds. It's coming, man. And<br>when that happens, Turtleface, that<br>Mitch McConnell [ __ ] you can't<br>you can't operate anymore as a leader.<br>You can't No, you're you're seen now as<br>what you are. You're an agent of money.<br>You're a money agent moving money and<br>influence around.<br>You're not doing it for the greater good<br>of people by any stretch of the<br>imagination. And also, how are you still<br>working when you Windows 98 on us every<br>now and then?<br>>> Yeah,<br>>> that guy just freezes up. You ever see<br>him?<br>>> Yeah, cuz his his freaking his his his<br>his his uh<br>>> You ever see him lock up?<br>>> Just lock up. How is that guy still able<br>to make decisions on anything?<br>>> His receptors are down. You [ __ ] see<br>his receptors go down?<br>>> You think he's a robot?<br>>> You think he's not a robot? What do you<br>think at this point? That guy robots.<br>>> They can't even They didn't even update<br>his lips to [ __ ] Yes. All these<br>people are RFK Jr. Imagine we found out.<br>>> Imagine if Candace comes out and she<br>does a deep dive and said there was no<br>RFK Jr. Do you know that? All those<br>photos are AI. This is a There's no<br>evidence of him whatsoever until 2021.<br>>> He's like, "And what is this here? RFK<br>Jr. has a camel toe. What is this here?<br>>> A woman.<br>>> She's the first.<br>>> Dude, Candace is the best dude. I went<br>to see She has her her and her husband<br>have four of the most beautiful kids in<br>the world and they're so funny and you<br>go over there and they're just like<br>dying laughing and one of them looks<br>just like her. It's so funny, dude.<br>>> Um, do you think she's right about that<br>French president?<br>>> Oh, the winner.<br>>> Yes. whether or not he is married to a<br>man.<br>>> She's all in on that, bro.<br>>> Oh, she's all in. Well,<br>>> they're suing her, aren't they?<br>>> I think they are. I don't know if they<br>still are, though.<br>>> I think they're at least threatening a<br>lawsuit. It's like for like 50 million<br>bucks.<br>>> Wee weer.<br>[laughter]<br>>> That would be my if she ever writes a<br>book, that's got to be it. But dude, it<br>is kind of strange that the guy is<br>dating his teacher, right? or he's when<br>the he was like 40 and the kid was 15 or<br>she was 40 even if it was a she like<br>what and again this is France they're<br>very different over there<br>>> pedophilia is just like oh<br>[clears throat] get your weed out of<br>that child<br>>> we<br>>> what have you done we<br>almost 15<br>>> bro that if she does though she better<br>have a hog on her and I don't think<br>>> I bet she doesn't<br>>> that's what I'm saying I don't know if<br>she has the body style to have a real<br>[ __ ] hog on her. And that if they<br>release the last thing needs the last<br>thing France needs is to release like a<br>wiener that looks like it's retreating<br>kind of it will just go down in this.<br>>> They need to release a [ __ ] hog, you<br>know.<br>>> Did you see that uh information might<br>have had a micro penis?<br>>> They got genes from Hitler's blood and<br>it it seems to indicate that he had a<br>genetic disorder that would lead you to<br>have a micro penis.<br>Which totally makes sense, right?<br>>> I'm not surprised these days<br>>> about Hitler. Why would you be<br>surprised? Hitler would be the guy I<br>would think would have a micro penis.<br>>> A guy wants to kill everybody and take<br>over the world.<br>>> Oh, yeah.<br>>> Yeah. A little tiny dick. Make it<br>bigger.<br>>> And he's [ __ ] doing coke and heroin<br>and all. He was doing oxycodone, man.<br>And he had his whole army on meth.<br>>> Yeah, that's [ __ ] wild. With a little<br>dick just running everything with an<br>iron fist.<br>making of a tyrant. How Hitler's<br>deformed genitals shaped his<br>personality. Whoa.<br>>> Here's the thing, though. Here's the<br>thing.<br>>> If you had a little dick, you would<br>always check and make sure. You'd be<br>like, "Fuck, it's still little." That's<br>what would happen all the time. Or every<br>day you'd woke up, you'd be like, it'd<br>be like the mass singer. You'd like open<br>your pants and hope it was something<br>different.<br>>> He knows. I think he knows. This dick is<br>little. He's like,<br>>> "Now everyone gets punished.<br>[ __ ] Poland."<br>>> [laughter]<br>>> Polish guys with big old hogs. He's<br>probably jealous.<br>>> Yeah, brother. I think they Yeah, I<br>don't know in the future. I don't even<br>know if they got little dicks in the<br>future.<br>>> I think that's what aliens are. That's<br>us generalists.<br>>> You know how they got the DNA?<br>>> Oh,<br>>> from the blood soaked couch he<br>apparently blew his brains out on. It<br>says,<br>>> "Yo, they saved that."<br>>> Yeah, it says the first guy that found<br>it took a piece of the couch, saved it,<br>and they studied that.<br>>> Wow.<br>>> Which some people think he that didn't<br>happen.<br>>> Yeah. Some people think he got moved to<br>Argentina, right?<br>>> Yeah. It's also said there's only a one<br>in 10 chance he had a micro penis.<br>>> Oh.<br>>> Oh, that's a lot of chances. I don't<br>like those odds. [laughter] I ain't<br>playing Russian roulette with a revolver<br>with 10 rounds in it. [ __ ] that.<br>>> All right, I got to pee. So, we got to<br>wrap this up,<br>>> dude. Have to pee so bad, dude.<br>>> Thank you. Glad I'm glad we waited. I<br>love you. You're the best.<br>>> I love you, too, man. Thanks for uh<br>Yeah, thanks for everything. Thanks for<br>the<br>>> It was fun hanging with you as always.<br>>> Goodbye, everybody. [music]